Howmanheyman

On behalf of Besty, idioteque and Edinburghtoon fan I'd like to err......what's she called fist?........I'd like to wish them a happy new year, err, christmas? and err, admire that pic and err,...... .......what's this thread about, again?

Meryl Streep? Oh my...... Not a very flattering pic of Meryl Streep, is it?

That's ok, mate, I hate those fucking scab bastards too.

To be fair he hadn't quite finished his sentence, it should've read, 'I've just got a feeling, woo hoo! That tonight's gonna be a good, good night'.

Merson backs Villa shock;

Does anyone remember the Mackems insisting that Sewpa Kev was a better striker? (Even though he's getting on, Phillips is still a good, intelligent forward. But better than Shearer?)

Apart from the satisfaction of beating these Arseholes it would also be fantastic to get three more points to keep us up in at least 5th place this weekend. Just caught a bit of of SSN and they had some bookie on and the swivel eyed mad scotsman presenter and the obligitory good looking lass were asking him the odds on the 'big' games at the top the table. Guess which of the top 7 teams they didn't feel like talking about? I'd fucking love to shove it up these bastards and keep ahead of at least a couple of their select clubs for a while. 3 points please lads.

WHY? .......And the winner for worst avatar is........

World's wittiest fans with the best patter in the UK. Best club in the UK. (31,000 fans including the daft looking cunt who used to play the violin and Gavin, 26, technician for Autoglass, can't all be wrong).

Des'ree - Life "I'm afraid of the dark Especially when I'm in a park And there's no one else around, Oh I get the shivers. I don't want to see a ghost, It's the sight that I fear most I'd rather have a piece of toast And watch the evening news." No, honest she did write and sing that.

Sky wish to apologise to viewers for a technical fault as Arsenal drew 0-0 with Bolton and so didn't overtake Liverpool for 5th place. We'd also like to apologise to viewers on Merseyside as Arsenal's failure to win didn't ensure Liverpool remained there either. Due to some technical error, and despite not mentioning them all day, Nooocarsill have surprisingly won a game against Blackburn at Ewood Park and because of the three points for a win regulation, have mathematically gone to the 5th spot that was between Arsenal and Liverpool. Again, this is a temporary fault which we are doing our level best to fix. We'd like to thank viewers for their patience.

and the grey man, true to form, has absolutely nothing to say So to sum this thread up, you have....... LM: ......Arguing with...... Fish; ......Whilst at the same time giving....... Manc Mag; ......some stick as well. Am I still on track with the thread?

You'll have to ask 2bias, Stevie. They have bigger heads and mouths I'll give them that but otherwise....... I once had it out with one about how our support was shit everytime time we were crap/relegated etc and after re-educating him, (he really did know fuck all of both clubs support and history) the kid started crying how "unfair" it was that our support got praised whilst their support got slated for being too demanding and getting on their players backs. Personally I'd have added that they also own one of the shittest songs going with that slow 'when the spurs go marching in' dirge. 23,000 not too long after they've just won the UEFA CUP v us, (and that's including our support by the way in their glory, glory years). Never bigger than us. Doing better right now, like, but not bigger.

Tottenham could win the league, they're no bigger than us on an even level playing field. Barcelona and Real Madrid are streets ahead in Spain right now, but with Valencia's 2003 team I doubt they would be, or even Deportivo in 2002. Not too sure on that. Not sure on Tottenham being no bigger than us? Really? I think we're the greatest untapped club in this country bar none. We've never really had our potential realised unlike the usual suspects at the top who have been run with an ambition to win trophies and compete most years.

This stinks. The FA really need to be a lot more transparent about the whole process of these retrospective charges because from where I'm sitting its all about which Manager/Journalist/TV wanker shouts the loudest about each individual who may or may not have crossed the line. Can't remember much fuss about Rooney hoofing Colo whilst our Argentinian was on the deck (apart from ourselves of course, and even then it was very muted). Contrast that with the media furore of camel face getting done for the pen when (in slow motion), it looked like a good tackle by the Gangsta. Anyone who think the media are innocent and play no part are naive. Tony fucking Gubba single handedly went out of his way to get Tino done a few years ago despite Keith Curle being an utter cunt all game.

I like to cover all bases when it comes to Valentines day. I've already bought my other half some lovely chocolates and a vibrator. (If the chocolates aren't enough she can go fuck herself).

Changed my profile on a job site as I'm now out of work. This is what I got after I did it.; "We couldn’t recommend any jobs based on your profile, try updating your profile." Fuck me! I'm not involved in any niche or specialist job. Manufacturing is sooooo fucked in this country.

But I haven't been saying this for years etc, etc.

As much as people say LM is obsessed................There's always plenty willing to argue with him and not let it lie. Just a thought.

That so reminds me of a holiday in Italy my grandparents took me and my sis to when I was 13/14. I basically had lie face down on the sand as all I had on was a speedo type of trunks (it was 1987) and there was these two 18/20-ish (to my eyes) Goddesses with their tits oot. When I eventually, err, 'calmed down', I all of a sudden needed to go to the toilet back in our rooms to 'reminisce' on the sight of these two girls.

You've actually given me the idea to have a nice hot bath, so cheers, CT!

Don't jump in too quick, CT! Don't think Boldon's Emergency services are quite ready to react to a tsunami at this point in time, mate.

Match of the day = David Craig and a particularly bad looking Orc. Anyone tune into SSN? After we signed Cisse I put on SSN to see what they had on him, reports of it or anything. They waited right at the end of the hour till barely mentioning him before spending a good five or ten minutes of some clown standing in front of a large screen with different club crests on saying that "sky understands that the Tevez deal to AC Milan may not be dead" etc, etc. The same clown had been saying this for about three days, yet when an actual big transfer went through, i.e. Cisse to us, not only did they not have an inkling, but they also had no real desire to report on an actual transfer story. Sky are so shit its untrue. I've never heard them talk about cycling much, but when they do it's always about 'Team Sky' for some strange reason. Also love how they relentlessly try to push American football before announcing at the end of their report ".....And you can see the new england patriots take on chicago on sky sports 3 tonight at ten o'clock, live!". Nobody gives a fuck, man! Barely a mention of the African cup of nations which by a strange coincidence sky don't have the rights to. They do have some very smart young lasses* reading their 'news' though so that's ok. *Here's one I prepared earlier; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlWkAbSlga0

TBF they were absolutely murdering us and should have been 4 or 5 up by the time Hendrie equalised. Made it all the sweeter though I remember seeing the goals on Northern Life on the monday but can't remember any highlights programme so have no idea where this vid was from. My pal who did go said the Liverpool fans turned from patronising clapping etc when they thought they were going to hammer us to hockling on Mags after the game and there were a few punches thrown after they all got out of Anfield. They didn't take defeat very well.

Reading this thread I'm slightly envious of those in a position to go ahead with it or who have tried to start their own business, I'm sure it must be scary at times but kudos to those who do it. I think Stevie is ready to go ahead but just wants a bit of encouragement as we all like a bit of moral support now and again. Good luck if you take it on, Stevie. (and I'm not a big fan of employment agencies if you remember).