Howmanheyman

"See you? See your granny? We used to have a painting of her in our dressing room at Ibrox, there you are."

How in the name of fuck can anyone watch that show? Fucking hell, horrific television.

Some goal by Sillykivilli, what a player he is.

FYP

I wish someone would mute camel features Ferdinand's mic.

I'm surprised and a bit disappointed CT never offered up any financial/crypto advice on one of his friendly chats with your folks?

'He's such a dedicated fan' Aye, poor cunt looked knackered having been on a coach for hours then the ferry.

Some mega royal arse licking happening on TNT there.....

Prince William never seems to have any bother getting CL tickets, how lucky can you get?

"What the fuck are you doing? I haven't done anything wrong!!" "Nothing to worry about, sir, just a bit of tactical containment."

He's a right fucking knob isn't he?

PL's for reeall. 🎶

They're both the Japanese versions aren't they?

He's atrocious, really bad and he's as one eyed about Rangers as anyone if you've ever caught a bit of him being a pundit on one of their games.

I'm just wondering if gemmill is as pedantic about almost everyone mispronouncing Joelinton's name? The funniest of this is the PL feed commentator who tries to do it properly but says it the same just emphasises 'on' at the end.

The Brummie spiv-tache agbonlahor likes him so you have to take that into account.

His new teammates.... "Mmmmm, the Tottenham is strong in this one."

Why did the Madrid player duck down? Why does he think he's in a wall?

Knew I should've watched the Bayern v Inter game.

FHP

Surely we could raid the championship clubs for their best talent? I'm hearing rumours there's £50m rated young players down there already at one particular club but it could be hard to prise them away because why would they want to leave?

I thought he would've preferred lettuce? Just goes to show the wide and varied diet of wildlife that somehow finds a way to sustain itself.

Palace, like Bournemouth, is always a slog of a game, Bournemouth making it even more of a slog this year.