Howmanheyman

I've had two days of sorting out old bedroom furniture and putting up new IKEA stuff for the daughter's room, I've cut my finger, my back is fucked, I can't even have a can when I'm done as I'm on antibiotics, I hate Sweden now so Isak better score a hat trick the Swedish cunt.

Here's another one then... A sparkie gets a call out jerb in an Ashington working men's clurb. He walks in and asks the steward, 'where's the mains, mate?' bar steward replies, 'through them doors on the right, next to the ladies.'

I'd watch that but I've seen the presenter a couple of times and if I was stuck in a lift with him only one of us would walk out alive, what a prize prick he is and worse than that, thinks he's funny and debonair, so a bit like that Irish placca mackem on the guardian.

Your territory tbf.

My in-laws live in North Tyneside, the FiL has been in hospital and the MiL is disabled so they asked me to post their votes for them. They almost always have GB News on so no prizes for guessing which way they'll have voted. I was very tempted to chuck their postal ballots in the bin but I didn't in the end. Farage would have them fucked for their medical needs but they'll be conviently hidden away from those views by the cunts gaming the system.

Gloomy looking to see where he can purchase the tickets for the kids ad hoc 'shall we go to the beach' event messaged amongst themselves on Instagram or whatever ..... When he gives up looking and just goes there anyway.....

It would do my head in if they were right on my doorstep and unfortunately you get the scotes with the decent kids so I do see your exasperation if they're a pain in the arse.

"Time gentlemen, please! See your drinks off!" Fish: "But I've only just walked into your establishment, ordered my Pimm's with tonic and a slice of lemon cut just a little thicker, the place is empty and it's only quarter past eight?" "Right! You're barred. Get out!"

The daughters and their mates have sometimes went down to the coast with their mates when it's been nice weather for an evening on the beach. They probably had a little drink, they lit some small fire for the anniversary of their friends death by suicide, they all work. None of them live at the coast though so should probably have went somewhere rough just like we all do if we want a break or go on a holiday. We live in a society full of cunts and people who probably ok but not bright enough to not be hoodwinked by the likes of Farage. The young are the ones being shafted by and large and the thick ones now will be the thick ones in middle age. It's just what this country is, haves, have nots, thick cunts, reasonably intelligent people and a media and social media poisoning the well in an ever more opaque way.

I'll take average, TBF.

🎶Wissa matta you, hey, got-a no respect What do you tink you do, why you look-a so sad It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice place Ah, shaddup-a you face🎵

If that's us qualifying for the CL in 16th place you'd never hear the end of it being 'through the back door'.

Forest owner not looking a happy chappy. I could almost see him sacking Nuno the mental cunt.

MF's hobby almost makes him blind.

Brentford go one up!

Put Bilbao on but from what I saw against rangers they're not as good as they've been in the past so don't fancy watching them cunts getting to a final and spawning their way to a CL place. Got Forest on instead, European chasing game so sky send Andy Hinchcliffe up for it. TNT have Rio Ferdinand and Savage alongside Fletch, an absolute torture on the eardrums.

FFS, silly hobbitsis.

I drove through Wallsend high street if anyone's attracted to the weird characters from labyrinth?

Went on and got three shorts but there was a couple of things I might've got that were sold out in my size. Cunts.

Wanting it to happen and betting on it to happen..... #kissofdeath Good luck!

Wasn't as good, (could hardly be), when he's in a three way continuous conversation with twit and twat.

2-2 now on RTE 2. Couldn't bear another minute of the TNT crew.

Unlucky not to get a second, they've all been good goals and almost four belters.