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David Speedie. Nearly took Tommy Wrights head off at Blackburn, did the same at Birmingham when Kevin Brock had to be a second half emergency keeper. He kept a clean sheet all of the 45 mins too! Denis fucking Bergkamp. Ashly Cole Drogba, fuck it, just put most of the SKY 4 in this bracket. Mark fucking Hughes. Twat. Most commentators and pundits, special mention to fat louse, alan green. Allardyce. Paul fucking merson, what a total bell helmet this fucker is, if anyone needs proof of skys love of ex london players on their shows this cunt is it. Collymore, how he's on the radio as much is a mystery to me, a total prick of a bloke who is unbelievably ignorant of matters nufc. Boring to boot. Lee Dixon, the cunt. Gordon fucking Armstrong, cunt extroadinaire! Paddy Crerand, the Slaven of Manchester. Micky Thomas. Bell end. I've got to go, but will come back to this thread, there's too many I haven't mentioned yet.

Hodgeson seems a vewy nice chap. Ferguson can be a twat but I like him at times. Giggs has been a great pro and never really shouted the odds like Scholes too. I liked Stuart Pierce even before he came to NUFC. Jimmy Bullard seems a laugh. As a kid I thought the Brazil side of '82 sounded fucking class, Socrates, Zico, Falcao, etc. I remember Steve Sutton being bowled over by our support in our 1-4 defeat at the Baseball ground, which was decent of him. There'll be others I can't think of off the top of my head.

What can you say about dekka? He's almost becoming a parody of himself now. One thing thing to bear in mind though. It's obviously pissing him and his master off. You can be sure of that. Rule one in the school yard/workplace/bar, don't bite. Looks like we've reeled a couple of whoppers in here, like. I expect the away support to respond to someone who's 'bit' by cranking it up some more. The blokes a classic bulls knacker.

Llambias has been busy cutting a few deals with the local business community trying to supplement any cash prize the football league will hand out. Our championship winning superstars could forget all about the hassle of renewing their gym fees when Kicks gym in Wallsend will give them a free years membership! Beavans of Byker will be letting our heroes dine in comfort with a free table and four chairs with complimentary table mats thrown in for our top scorer. But perhaps the most generous offer comes from the Koh Noor Indian restaurant in Newcastle's Bigg Market! Newcastle's top scorer may dine once a week free of charge with his partner* from the end of the season till 30th Dec 2010. *Offer must only include dishes from lunch special menu, and be taken before 15.00. Drinks not included.

He worked with my dad at the time, I think. I know my old man said" thats such and such from wor place" or words to that effect.

I love this thread. Top marks to the peeps involved.

Bunch of fucking lightweights!!! I went and had a few pints and still got up sharp for work the next day! And you know what? Did I regret going? You fucking bet I did!! It was shit.

Puma's made a total mess of Spurs shirt, Christ it's bad.

I'd say adidas have had mixed results at best with our shirts. I couldn't care less, just want a decent(traditional) home kit with no big black, or white, patches on the back. That and some serious money. So thats Lonsdale et al out then.

I answered a link declaring that I was interested in joining and have heard nothing back. I'm resigned to waiting for one of these IFA walk-in things to open so I can actually speak face to face with someone about my options of joining this.

Am I the only one who finds it a bit irritating but at the same time amusing at how the media in general keep mentioning our 'record equaling' run of seven straight wins? One of them mentioned that we failed to beat it by failing to beat Barnsley, yesterday. Now I'm sure I didn't dream it, but didn't we win eleven in a row at the start of the 1992-93 season? (In fact, that turns to thirteen if you carry on from the previous season, 1-0 v pompey, 2-1 v leicester). This isn't even taking any previous decades of success into account either. Could it be, some journalist twigged that we won seven in a row in the PL under KK and mentioned as a 'fact' then other lazy journalists read it and assumed journalist A was correct and have carried on repeating it culminating in the BBC putting it on too. These people are getting paid as well, you know! Next time you see them sitting round their table sipping coffee talking to cabbage-head Woolnough, please feel free to shout abuse at your tv screen or better still, don't watch it in the first place.

I haven't been on here for a bit and i miss this thread! This is where this MB 'cums' into it's own. To, (I think), soccermom, what kind of bloke doesn't want to down on a lass? Has this been a problem for you in the past?

Quite. Please, if anyone sees that smug, fucking josef Goerbals aka David Craig anywhere in our beloved City could they at the very least give him a few questions of their own, such as, 'do you get any money from Llambias or is it just 'exclusive' texts from the SD bunker in exchange for peddling their propaganda?' You can call him a cunt after he's tried to fob you off, like. I can't see the harm, (apart from D Craig, obviously).

Cockney rag. Full of shit, I certainly don't lahhve it!!

Ah, the Whittaker! I 'admired' her a few times in my teenage days. sneaking the sun in the bog for a 'shite'. If there's a North West look, that is it. Ugliest cunts in Britain in my view. Dwarf like rodents, especially Mancs. I know where you're coming from! I once met Pav when he just signed and had a bit of craic with him and it was fucking hilarious. He could hardly speak english and was more buzzing than me at a fan recognising him! Also met SBR when he officially opened the new bottling hall at the Tyne Brewery and he was a class act. Was in Orlando at the universal studios a couple of years ago when the wife said, 'Isn't he a footballer?' as John Terry walked about a foot past me without me noticing. I turned round looked at him and said 'aye'. Some cockney then stopped Terry for an autograph as the wife said, 'are you going to talk to him?' I replied, 'what do you want me to say, like, nice pen, John?' He either pretended not to hear or was as unbothered as I was. Was also in Zorbas with the wife when I went for a piss. I'd just finished and zipped up when a young girl came in. I told her she was in the wrong toilets and took her out. It was Ketsbaias daughter! I suppose I was lucky he didn't chuck off his shirt and start kicking me like a lunatic. Mother and aunt used to walk to school with George Best's sisters. (They lived in the next street. (Grillagh way, Belfast), and my grandfather was asked for advice by a young sammy McIlroy about wether he should stick to his job or go to England as an apprentice footballer.

Good point I think we would have been in the final at least. Fucking Celtic got there! That toon side would've ripped them a new arsehole, Larsson or not. I think in hindsight we were very unlucky, the only game we were shit in the second group phase was Barcelona at home. Fucking Bramble. Of those games mentioned the only two I wasn't at was the 2-1 win at Roker, and Hillsborough as I wasn't born, personally I would put other games in there too. Leeds 4-3 being a definite contender. People always remember O'Briens goal in the 2-1 win, which was great of course, (I personally had a hand in it by putting Tim Carter off as he was lining up his wall, Liam owes me a pint!), but I'd love to see O'Briens equaliser down there the season before that, again. He lobbed Tony Norman from just outside the box and it was a fucking peach. Saw it once on Tyne-Tees on the monday after the game and it looked as mental in the Roker end on the box as it was on the day. The Roker end seemed more 'packed' that day as I think they'd given us fewer tickets than normal. when it went in the Toon fans just surged forward rather than jumped up and down. (From memory, anyway!). After the match a brick threw by some mackems down one of the side streets missed my mate by inches but hit some other oldish bloke instead.

Thanks for that. The 1:45 show is now going to get recorded. I thought that the only NUFC-Liverpool games that were allowed to be shown were the 4-3 defeats.

I totally agree with you. At the time of this match I was left holding the baby, literally. My eldest daughter was asleep in my arms and her mother had went to bed and when Bellamy got the winner I went mental but in a quiet way, I'd put her down by the time of Bellers goal after having woke her up when Vianna scored.

Define dance... It's usually where someone will rythmically move their bodies to music, sometimes on a 'dance-floor', specifically made for said 'dancing'. The ultimate aim of 'dance' is to hopefully get a 'dancer' of the opposite sex to have sexual intercourse with you.

Police today revealed that the actress and comedienne, Dawn French had been arrested for drugs posession. Police surveillance clearly showed the 56 year old wife of tv 'funny' man Lenny Henry bending over in the shower revealing 76 kilo's of crack.

If I go ahead and do this myself I'll only put £50 tops in a toontastic syndicate. If I feel I can't 'go it alone' I'll put about £150 in this syndicate and may put a further bit in the trust itself. Still thinking to be honest and would like to see an IFA when I get the chance. Someone with the technical knowledge and perhaps some cajones can add my name to the list. Cheers.

I'm interested in doing this myself anyway, but might put something in this or another syndicate. Put me down as a possible.

You lot got my share! Democracy's fucked in this country, I tells ya! Grrrrrr!

It's you. They recognise trouble when they see it. You and CT are both marked men. I'm in the same bracket as CT?

Just one quick point. I didn't get the e-mail!! I'm a NUSC/T member. I don't think the NUST's IT system likes AOL. It isn't the first time I've had problems like this with nust corrospondence.