Howmanheyman

"Tom, this is a carry on, and this man is taking it very, very personal."

🎵 Harry Roberts is our friend, Is our friend, is our friend Harry Roberts is our friend, He shoots coppers Shoots the bastards With a gun, with a gun, with a gun Shoots the bastards with a gun Harry Roberts! They didn't let him into the subsidised bar, The subsidised bar, the subsidised bar They didn't let him into the North Shields subsidised bar, So Harry shot them. TP gave a witness account, a witness account, a witness account TP gave a witness account And shopped poor Harry. 🎶

🎶 It started with a gin Never knew I would fall for him It started with a gin Never knew I would fall for him You don't remember me do you? You don't remember me do you? 🎵

EFC: "Don't forget mine!" Sarah and Stefan: "Who's that then?" EFC: "Goes by the name of Gemmill."

Sarah: "So what's your stalker called?" Stefan: "LondonBlue. Yours?" Sarah: "PaddockLad."

The mackem giving it the 1-0 to the camera wearing the same hat as the wo/man at their ground who lost their shit offering mags on after the derby win then Onion trying to be the hard man by sitting/rubbing his sack on the Leeds keeper before the comeback. They never learn.

Surely there's some sort of compromise the doctor could make with you? Maybe just one sausage with cooked tomato instead of bacon in wholemeal bread?

[Whistles].....LTA! You're on! (Oh, wait).

Watched the Brian v Maggie show, worth watching for Coogan's Walden voice and the world in action theme tune alone. All the bother of Howe, Heseltine and Lawson caused back then to Thatcher when you compare it to recent times and the shit that was going on in the same party which was almost ignored or avoided by refusing interviews or hiding in fridges. Different world.

Leeds damn Leeds damn Leeds, who the fuck are Leeds? Jokes, Leeds.

US TV colour was always all over the shop back then.

Is it an ugly baby? @wykikitoon

To almost quote Don King, the chances of me watching that video are slim to none and Slim's just left town.

This commentator loves to pronounce 'Barella' as if he's Rihanna.

Ciao! Juventus v Inter Milan has just kicked off on TNT.

Would. I'm sure Madame Tussaud would take it as the ultimate compliment.

That yank, not you Rents.

I didn't realise worms could write? Grovelling, snivelling cunt.

Hojlund has a tame back pass shot which the keeper could've threw his hat on, Drury: "HOJLUND!!!"

I swear to god, carragher and Neville do more Liverpool and Man U games than John Anderson does NUFC ones.