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If it's not totally burned I have a rubber bum pump you could use?

I'd also add I'm more than getting irritated by people who couldn't normally give a monkey's chuff about us and no real interest spouting we don't like Ashley as he never spent much? Within two years the bloke got a big club who finished in the CL places five years earlier relegated. How the fuck do you manage that? Can you imagine the hell that would've been made if he'd done the same with Arsenal, Man Utd or whoever? After that the second relegation was merely routine to them I suppose? But, aye, he didn't spend much, did he? (The fucking tosspots).

I just had a look on rtg so now I'm a bit more cheered up. One of them asked if the potential new owner would even be allowed entry into the country? (the photos of him meeting the PM and Downing Street and chatting with the queen in Buckingham palace were obviously fake news). Another saying that the last trophy we won was in the 50s as the 'fairs cup schmairs cup' doesn't count, despite the fact he'd have ripped his bollocks off with a rusty hacksaw if it was Sunderland who could've won it.

I'm not too impressed with them and I wouldn't lie if the thought of us winning stuff only because these got on board wouldn't take a bit of the shine off. The trouble is you could say the same for most clubs to differing degrees, from Man City to Chelsea, from Blackburn to Liverpool. The second the game turned professional the gloves were off and a club with a wealthier owner gave that that club a real advantage. It's one of the reasons the old Etonian's have to content themselves literally ruling the country whilst not ruling the football league anymore. Like cups and trophies it always seems there's a time limit on when you won your silver depending on who's telling the story? I think the same goes with rich backers. If it's our turn we'll get it in the neck, more so on account of the human rights issues but we'd get it regardless. It's a tough one but when it comes to it are you going to stop saying you support your club? I stopped going as I couldn't bare paying my money to a parasite who was letting NUFC rot. These would be the opposite, so do I go back? I'm leaning towards yes as I'm fucked if the actions of others is being put on me, personally. I'd be more than happy if this got blocked as long as it was across the board and some real legislation was introduced to let all clubs be ran via their supporters and people paid through the club's to run them. If this doesn't happen then don't come looking for us, we don't run the game nor the country.

Anyone who occasionally enjoys Squire's cartoons might want to have a look at his latest one? He highlights cartoon pictures of Milburn/Keegan scoring goals with captions of human rights violations but unfortunately seems to infer we now should abandon following the club as we never had much joy out of it anyway? I'm not linking it, he can fuck off.

No complaints other than the above mentioned. I don't watch a lot of YouTube so it's not really been an issue but I was just watching a podcast on there so it was getting on my tits.

Anyone with a OnePlus 7 have any idea why the phone keeps cutting off from playing YouTube and goes to the contacts page especially when I've got headphones on? It's doing my fucking head in and I'm not getting any answers online?

"It....was....just.....banter."

'morality' from a man who'd virtually copy someone else's post straight away? "Do me a favour."

Heard a brief conversation about this at work. A couple of people not impressed Romanians were coming in to the country, 'it should've been dole Waller's forced to do it'. Ah, refreshing to see an old target not being totally forgot when it comes to prejudice. God bless the sun readers.

Why does he wish it wasn't Newcastle United? He states it and doesn't bother to explain why? I really hope Rafa comes back if only to piss him off.

Garner must've been there forever? Always seemed to feature in games v us till Walker started spreading the readies around.

I don't know his stats but remember it well, he was useless as a CF but he was a bairn really and was put up against hardened 2nd Division centre halves so it was really tough for him. He was from Walker, I saw his debut away to Arsenal on the day of the Hillsborough disaster. Knew his brother as we all went to the same school. Last time I saw D Roche was a couple of years ago briefly in a bar in Wallsend. (Don't know him to speak to). He got attacked in Byker many years ago but think he'd moved on to the lower leagues by then if he was playing regularly at all? He was a good prospect and unlike Howey wouldn't have had the same problem looking after himself against older pro's. Think he played against us in the promotion season for Peterborough up here?

As long as they get the hang of this football lark I'm easy.

"It's the way he cooks 'em!"

Dresses like he's in fucking boyzone, wears slippers, no socks, is about late 20s early 30s, is called Callum would've been Josh or something similarly shit, works in a fucking estate agents and probably has never struck a bat in his fucking life. Exactly the sort of wanker I can't abide. Alreet Josh, sorry, Callum?

He doesn't look the type of wanker who's an estate agent. Actually, tell a lie, he does.

Envy and jealousy Sit together like tramps and a daft smoggy Side by side on his keyboard Warlord, my lord why don't we?

Already said to my mates I'll be self flagellating up old Shields Road towards the toon on a match day.

Found it.

I've actually found a picture of him getting that award somewhere. I'll try and find it.

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