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Tyldsley going over the top a bit, he's still commentating for them......what?......Sam Matterface is replacing him?.....What a fucking disgrace, Clive! Yee get 'em telt wor kid!

Ewerk and ant are your men. I'm not even sure if both my kids would get one unless I did?

Irish passport looking likelier by the day.

'Didn't get Gemmill's cum, used salad cream instead.'

No wonder evertonian's are so bitter.

To be fair to De Courcey/nookie bear/Tames, I once saw him in fluid and he walked in with a camera and started asking questions to random NUFC fans. Now I'm not exactly an avid watcher of Tyne Tees or look north but thought he'd retired years ago. Anyway, I was full of blooter and grabbed a hold of him and said something along the lines of how he always had a massive hard on for Bernie Slaven and his commentary always said shit like 'The Holgate/Fulwell/Gallowgate absolutely erupts' whilst he was obviously in the studio editing it? He looked a bit uncomfortable to put it mildly and fucked off pretty sharpish. Anyway, maybe he was on the lookout for similar encounters?

The lad singing, man.

Not sure of the season but pretty sure it was White's record. My mate went on a chartered plane to Southampton a few years ago organised by Harrison, said he was good crack and a bit of a character. Went from intentions of going to take the piss about his commentary skills back in the day to singing his praises by the time he got back.

McFaul bought Goddard when we were in serious relegation trouble and he kept us up. Heard Darren Jackson praising him to the hilt the other day on Wraith's YouTube show. Was a good listen to be fair even if you discount friend of the krays, Steve.

Goddard wasn't playing for us when Charlton managed us? I take your point about his style when you had Waddle and Beardsley playing, he wasn't really for us and followed a popular manager which didn't help. Anyway, was more on about his character overall than his NUFC record when as has been mentioned he was trying to be as part time as he could? It didn't take much for him to chuck it when it comes down to it.

The fans being shown watching the game, man. What the fuck's all that about?

How shit have we been 2nd half?

Some fucking gaps on our left. Pretty unimpressive stuff from Rose.

RTG has at the time of this have around ten times the posts on our match thread than ours.

Roses are red Lettuce is green Watford are by far the greatest team That Hemel Hempstead has ever seen.

He let the miners in SJP for nothing when the strike was on which I'd forgotten about. Seen him out and about like Gemmill and thought it was radge as well seeing him strolling about Eldon Square not that long after the WC in Italy. He brought a NUFC team to the dome in Walker as well and everyone was just wandering amongst them and he was no bother whatsoever, it was as if it was a working men's club were playing and he was their manager. Loved his voice and him saying he'd have chinned Rijkaard if he'd spat at Jackie. RIP big man.

Probably. I lose track of who I tell what, tbh.

Elton's B side to that Diana tribute was also a tribute to Mother Theresa who passed away in the same week. Not many people know about 'Sandals in the bin' for some reason?

There's games where your blood would get up and Watford just isn't one of them, let's be honest. Home Counties FC middling club where engaged couples who work together in accounting admin go to the games and make sure they have a pint, maybe two for the bantz.

I know another Elton John joke but it's too near the knuckle.

I mean, don't get me wrong, they might be bloody nice guys who do podcasts and that, so, y'knaa, don't take it too seriously.

That marathon cup tie in our relegation year of 89 was fucking sapping as well, finally decided near the end of extra time in the 12th* replay by a manky Roeder OG as well. (I'm pretty sure he must've thought, 'I'm fucking sick of this shit, not having yet another replay?' and ended everyone's misery). * Felt like the 12th.

They get on my tits a bit, too. Their strip for a start is lifting, the allotment walk, Elton John, Hemel Hempstead just a bit naff really. The Coldplay of the PL, a bit like Bournemouth. Don't hate them but get annoyed in a 'What the fuck are you still doing here?' type of way.

That's my thoughts, anyway. No idea what Caulkin's article says?