Howmanheyman

Looks like the broken grave stones in Walker cemetery.

They seem in the right place, TP? (Always happy to clarify and confirm).

TP's first real connection.. "Hello? It's Toonpack here, have you got that file I asked for at the Shields police ball last week?"

I think most of those are better than our trefoil shirt tbh. Obviously they're tailored to the specific clubs so wouldn't necessarily translate to us but I just think that Adidas picked an awful shirt to re-imagine. It's almost as if the wanking by younger fans about the special kits they did for us wasn't based on actual evidence as they did a few stinkers to go with the odd diamond hence why the new one plus last year's white effort were a definite 'so fuck?' from me and don't get me started on the Saudi green obsession which is just not us.

You too?

TBF I only watch it for the crowd shots of the stunning signorinas they always seem to pick out.

I've had a few experiences like that, I'll just embrace it if it ever happens again, maybe stick a daffodil up my arse to soften the scenery?

Getting 16 year old Shane vibes, CT?

He doesn't know?

FYP

He didn't exactly seem that arsed to be honest. Was probably hoping for a longer run at the Man U job like the kid who was 'at the wheel' ®CamelFaceShitBrain

If he joins Bruno and Joelinton will give him the good Brazilian, bad Brazilian welcome. Bruno will be all BFF and big Joe will do the big, cuddly, friendly giant welcome but with a 'don't fuck about or else' aside to it.

See also Alexander Isak.

"Ah definitely recognise this, marra. It's a globe of the earth. 99.5% of it is Durham, the rest is mag territory."

What rayley happened....

"Nearly at the top, marra! FTM!" "FTM! Ah bet the Mags couldn't climb up Penshaw monument like us? Gerrin!"

Only provided you're wearing lycra, err... I mean NOT wearing lycra. (Cough, ahem).

Are you fucking about with my occasional déjà vu again?

"Tak that, Magimus Saudeyus Ponteylandinium!..... Oh, wait, sorry marra, thought ya warra mag! Do yay hate the mags anaarrl? FTM."

None of your fuc.... I mean, err, waiting to find out my good fellow. Thanks for asking.

Yep. Down a long corridor more or less opposite Gregg's and a club shop then down a lift or stairs, it looks onto a car park adjacent to the A1.

Glad to hear it's not too bad.

Half the time he was shit as well according to them?

You've been away too long, it's wykiki, the happy-go-lucky Yurkshure Mag.