Howmanheyman

Dirty bastard. I'll be phoning the RSPCA as soon as I've posted this.

Monitoring the situation like a desperate peeping Tom monitoring the local beauty before he sees another bloke take her out.

Me and mine are going. Went last year and was canny.

Sounds similar to how the likes of Spiderman and the Hulk gained their superpowers.

I drove through Fawdon this afternoon to go to work, the fanny was in the Marilyn Monroe league. Marilyn Monroe now.

Gemmill's a walking advert for 'Relate'. Fish is a walking advert for the first train back from London. CT is a walking advert for contraception. Don Draper, move aside.

He's Sylvain He prob'ly thinks this post is about him.

I hope CT munching on his lasses kebab isn't a euphemism for something else.

Saveloy, pease pudding, home made stuffing and English mustard in a bun. Furking luuuurrrrsh!

"And here he is. Had him on the table for a bit but think he'll look better on the decking as it looks more like a stage for the prince of pop."

Sad cunts.

After narrowly avoiding a woman who was in the wrong lane suddenly turning into my lane at a roundabout I was cheered up no end seeing a dog looking out of a car window absolutely fucking loving it.

I reckon CT should take the Gem under his wing, take him to some of his old hot spots for tapping the fanny and use his patter to get Gem well in with the female species. It would be a scream, man.

It's friday, I'm off, I'm drinking champers don't you know, I feel ok! I'm shaking my head like Churchill the dog, just for you, Ray. "Oh yesh, oh yesh.....errr, oh no."

You and me CT, going against the grain with our positional sense. They say forward, we say left back.

Could've sworn I saw him bombing down the left wing, attacking full back stylee. Ah well, my short lived career as a hipster shot down in flames.

That Delofoue (sp) kid Everton have just signed from Barcelona was shit hot in his loan spell two seasons ago. Left back. £4M. When the fuck are we going to get the players we need in the positions we have needed for ages like, say, err, left back for example?

Is probably the right answer. Margins and all that.

I predict you'd lose those cheese pubes around about the same time you ceased eating wotsits, funnily enough.

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Sorry for your loss, MF. Sounds like a great send off for a great man.

That's fuck all, KCG follows you on the bus from work.

Artful Codgers on the BBC iplayer was worth watching.

Zip it, Zanetti.