Howmanheyman

https://twitter.com/FutbolShIrTALIA/status/1855165258979012726?t=zXyk6oxhcV6PaX8ZApGQow&s=19 This is what Shearer should've done to Barton at Anfield or whichever goon was in charge for the game at Leicester to Janmaat and Williamson.

Seen that before but it's lush, isn't it? Never lived there but similar stuff like that was all over when I was little. As a kid what more could you want if you were skint?

That pissed me off a bit when I found out, I'd rather a Saturday 3 o'clock tuning in before kick off than being the side show to whichever sky six cunts are playing later on.

Only time I've been in the home end for one of our games was at Goodison not far from where the current away end is, (back then we had the whole end behind the goal before it got pulled down). I celebrated like mad as we were scored two goals and won without conceding. The complete and utter apathy from the home fans probably saved a slightly drunk me from a hiding as there were empty seats all over that section, the crowd was only 25,000 and a good few thousand of those were in the sold out away end hence me being where I was. I wasn't chased down the street nor even out of the ground but it obviously never happened whenever I've mentioned this to a younger Everton fan.

You're not wrong. And wtf is happening to football when you start playing games on a Saturday at eight o'clock at night, man? Having looked at the fixtures I also noticed there's a bit of a grudge match in the lower leagues not too far away......

I don't do 'sickies', RR. (And happy birthday if you're 64 today).

See you soon, AH.

The CV will be remaining blank from my redundancy last year. The 'current' job came around last year trying to tap some of us up before we shut, I got an email a few weeks ago from them asking me to send my CV again if I was still interested? I did that then they passed it to a fucking employment agency to take me on via the said agency. I'd already applied for the job I'm leaving them for which will be a bit more suited to my skills and is permanent with a decent enough pension and a slightly better shift pattern for basically the same money. I need to build my pension up tbh. Also, as if I didn't need enough incentive, one or two of the people working where I am are poisonous, have too much time on their hands, moaning lazy Packers who twist about doing the most basic thing when they do fuck all already and one of the cunts got my old workmate sacked two days ago. He started on the same day as me through the agency. I'd have stayed* if the new job didn't come up as it was the easiest job I've ever had but mind bendingly boring and unfortunately you had to try and dumb down a bit with a few of my colleagues in the many hours of sitting around doing fuck all who were thick as fuck, younger and with a bizarre sense of how good and clever they were. Never been in a place like it. *Till I found somewhere else.

Well just completed week four of the new job, I'll be handing my notice in on Tuesday I reckon....... I'm leaving for another job.....

Someone from Doncaster tells a mackem he loves seaburn and thinks the 73 final is the bestest evah, apparently ...... Mackem walking into work to tell all his fellow marras this amazing anecdote.....

Me staring intently at my phone waiting to hear the England squad announced, restless till I'd found out.

FYP.

But what does he do out there if he's not going out?

He'll be the only pilot that DOESN'T get to shag the air hostesses.

I pay the licence fee and that's it. I always get a good offer for now TV's sky sports package which I take and my dad uses and gives me the money for it. I'd never buy it for myself, (my dad's never working out the fire stick), if it was just for me I'd never subscribe which is why I keep getting the deals as I cancel till I get the inevitable begging email.

Drury chucking his 'new era' hyperbole notes away he had prepared in case Man U won.

Can you imagine one of our lot not getting sent off for the challenge that Martinez did?

It's last season but he got more excited for Liverpool half chances loads of times during the game than he did for our actual goal. When he's at old Trafford or Anfield he might as well commentate from the kop or the Stretford end.

Drury getting more excited for a Man U goal from a penalty than he did for a Chelsea volleyed goal from the edge of the box.

Maybe it's just me, I don't know, but I get the distinct feeling Peter Drury would like Man United to score? I may be wrong of course.

Nick de Marco noticed them, marra.

Drury's patter comparing Man U to a soap opera but their being more regulars in the Stretford end than the Rovers Return is, even by his standards, absolutely honking crack.

Well he did have a tendency to keep posting a certain photo concerning KCG so maybe he had that hoof in the balls coming?

Fair play to Sky's Sunday morning show featuring Miggy D for managing to talk about Arsenal's defeat yesterday only in the context of the title race completely omitting any discussion of yesterday's actual game and the team who beat them. Outstanding coverage yet again from sky, I don't know how they pull it off?