Howmanheyman

WTF?

Can't believe the cardiff fans who are wearing their red shirt. Fucking mugs.

Penelope Cruz might've been the girl next door.

Just think of the tapas we missed out on!

Title contenders?

Hatem Ben Master for me, like.

Milner has made a big difference since coming on, mind.

Does this mean Steven Taylor's thickness has been downgraded from 'Whale spunk' to 'Dolphin spunk'?

5 mins added time as per normal when we're winning.

Missed both goals and one off a corner too! Nowt daft second half please and one or two more for our goal difference. Cheers. Unlucky shola!

Would we eventually have assimilated into an Alien way of thinking? Would we have continued to resist like the people in 'V' did till we won instead or been part of a cracking intergalactic empire? Any thoughts?

In fact you could say that they were fuck all similarities between their two Worlds.

Emma Thompson. I'd love to even now. Superb actress. Suzi Kettles yes please.

Alexander the Great assimilated many of his conquered peoples and put them in positions of military power much to the disgust of his Macedonian Generals and men, (according to historical records). I don't really think Hitler's and Alexander's World's were that similar.

No he couldn't have fucked off when we went went down.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXQViqx6GMY

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Barnsley. When I say 'a few' probably about twenty that I saw. I think they went to a few that year.

I played in a Benfield v Heaton Manor 'derby' after there'd been a lot of fighting between Byker and Walker in the late eighties after two Heaton kids died. We got on the mini coach to go to the 'away' game which was to be played at a mystery neutral ground which only the two managers knew about so no fans could be there. The mystery 'neutral' venue turned out to be their ground and their lot had been tipped off about it. Wasn't the most comfortable walk I've ever made from bus to changing rooms and vice versa.

So it wont be the biggest derby in Britain should you play them again? Thanks for clearing that up.

I also remember standing next to a fair few Scottish blokes who travelled down to watch it, think they were Hearts fans.

You'll not be bothered when you play them then.

I'm eleven stone, two pounds, (weighed myself this morning), Am five foot nine or ten and I wear 32" jeans, am struggling to see how you'd fit into that size CT, must be tight as fuck, mate!

Never ever, ever call CT again.