Howmanheyman

Well CT can still laugh, type, read posts and not only manage his breakfast but post photographic evidence of it!! Must try harder, Mrs Mag!

I don't so the fuckas can.......

'your cock' is not a valid response but what about 'your cheesey bell-end'?

Happy err, Barmitzvah/birthday/New Year delete as applicable, Fish.

Fat Twat The most in-effec-tu-al Fat Twat Who's views are questionable, close friends get to call him C. T. Providing your name isn't Bernie Fat Twat The indisputable feeder of the gang He's no loss, He's the VIP, He is championship, He's the most tip top - Fat Twat Yes he's the chef, He's the king, RIP Bertie Nolan, He's the most tip top - Fat Twat!

We've been saying that as well about you for years, CT.

Have I missed an 'in' joke here?

He'll be under 40 for startaz.

A chip off the old block, then.

Is she making loads of online impulsive buys?

The Ma-in-law will be playing some Nolan songs tonight no doubt.

You forgot the 20 concubines, obviously.

Seing as the T and N aren't close to each other I'd say that 'Bertie' was typed accidently-on-purpose. CT, have a word with yersel man! RIP

Somewhere our good Lord is indeed weeping.

I wonder how much they're getting off HP? Should be a fucking boatload seeing as they're taking up most of that change kit and the home shirt HP logo isn't small either.

Aye. A quick slosh out or they'll smell. Do you not you lazy get?

Anyone else have a Wife who ALWAYS puts the lids back on empty bottles/jars etc so you have to unscrew them all before giving them a rinse then re-cycling them?

Part of me agrees, part of me then sees these two jokers in the background..... .....And I start to worry.

"Hang on, 6th! Aye, definitely getting 6th coming through." (You need that pic as your avatar, Stevie).

It's ok but it's nee Byker bank on a foggy day.

Is that Ginger pussy a metaphor for anyone in particular, Gemmill? /WishesIcouldputpanamahatonit