Howmanheyman

These photoshop people are genuises, mind.

They're off Hollyoaks. (No, I've no idea either but it's going in here).

What JawD says!

Stunning looking lass, although thick as two short planks I think. Currently going out with a reality 'star'. (Michelle Keegan, not me!)

I surely can't be the only one suppressing the urge to reply that part of Cat's post? (enjoy your hols!)

Isn't she a baddie on Star Trek?

There's a ginger cat walks round my fence, it's definitely been here before if reincarnation is real, like.

It's no stretch of the imagination to say CT has probably 'pebble dashed' his bog on many an occasion after some rank home brew, burger and beans is it?

"Au-fuckin'-contraire, asshole! The pussies are gaggin' for some Ginger lovin' you twat!"

You big Jessie, I've had spelks that hurt more than your back does.

What if another cat crawls underneath your cat whilst your cat enters through your flap, Odysseus style? Homer 1 -0 Techy Flap

He's been given an 'inside story'. Doesn't automatically mean he's been given a brown envelope at a Tyneside multi story car park sometime around midnight last night by Mike 'deep throat' Ashley.

For some reason I can imagine Fish saying that in a Donald Sinden accent.

CT!.......... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ689162bR8 Didn't a 'club insider' make sure some journalist was made aware that KK was wanting to sign Thierry Henry, Zinedine Zidane, Zico, Socrates, Wayne Rooney and any other outlandish transfer you could think of about the time that situation kicked off? These club insiders seem to have a habit of stirring the shit in favour of the hierarchy whenever there's a contentious issue, mind.

Had a look at the Chronicle today whilst visiting an old Auntie. Had a quick look. Jesus his written work and style is fucking minging.

What a fucking Goon.

It's got the feel of 2008-09 all over and we really don't need that again, do we? I long for the day we are a Mike Ashley free club.

Maybe Ryder did a 'work experience' week at the Ronny Gill but never went back to school and nobody realised? When you fall short of the Alan Oliver benchmark you know you're bad.

As this is a Newcastle United message board I'd put NUFC related questions in like memories of games v us good and bad?

"Yohan! Yohan Kebab! Salad and Chilli Sauuuce!" If that doesn't get sung at games I'll be disappointed with our support to be quite frank.

Anyone getting a shirt with Kebab on the back? (As opposed to normally getting it on the front?)

"Tough starts to season for Man City, West Ham and Fulham. All facing Joe Kinnear in August." PaddyPower.

I'm considering this idea myself as my Missus has mobility problems that have deteriorated a bit over the last few years, but three things are putting me off: 1. I hate wasting money 2. It smacks of laziness 3. CT and Gemmill have either done it or thought about doing it. So I guess wor lass will just have to struggle on. (I'll just have to do it when I've time/on a rest days).

Whilst all Mags are fuming and journalists are speculating, while other clubs fans are laughing, while most players will be bewildered, Mike Ashley and Derek Lambese will be sat there with satisfied grins at another job well done. Any publicity for them and by association his company is good news and a bit of fan outrage is usually the quickest way to generate it. Kinnear is just one of the many symptoms. Ashley is the cancer of our club.

I'd give you a few tips on keeping your treadmill in good order and saving maintenance but don't think that'll be an issue for you. Welcome back, CT.