Howmanheyman

Maybe his cock is more 'Ladbrokes pen' than 'Jumbo sausage'?

@yourservice as well with the straight jacket, man. :lol:

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Why do you think he does these cheap ten year deals? He buys the fans off as he knows you won't get full houses forever with the mediocrity his methods bring.

"You don't know how nasty we can be." Nasty or stupid, maybe both, either way these two Cretins are absolutely stinking our club out, (despite what purgatory-1000 says), and have stank the place out from day one really. Our club has been morally devalued and we are in effect a two bob bit Club thanks to their running of the Club and the petty decisions like this they continually make. Apart from the very odd cup game where I feel the team have needed my support more than Ashley's needed my money I've never been back since one of his (many) bad decisions in disbanding the Leazes Corner through (again), selfish reasons. He's a cunt in my opinion and it pains me we are lumbered with him and his fucking gobshite lackeys.

Getting evicted from level 7.

AP: "Mike, I just dahnt unnastan' it. I fawt we was tight, I fawt we was foreva for anavva eight year, you and me? Was it samfing what I said?" Mike: "Dahnt worry, Alan my old Sahn, you're job is sife as 'ouses. Old man Joe's just ere to show them keegan lavvers oose boss, innit? Eese ere nah, you two are going to get on like an 'ouse on fire. Camoan in Joe! Say hello to Al." JFK: "Which ones Pardew?" AP: "Me." JFK: "You're a cu..............."

There's been one or two on here over the years and obviously elsewhere as well, Tooj.

He called llambias 'David' on ssn so it's a promising start.

"We've admitted making mistakes in the past" .....present and future.

Wow! First we get back our 'historic had-them-for-nine-years gates' then we potentially get JFK 'you're a cunt' back all in the same week. Thanks Mike and thanks Wonga!

Again, I didn't specifically refer to you 'blowing smoke up his arse' as I've already stated. As PL says, you've mentioned people accusing him of 'evil intentions' when you were the only one to use this phrase. If you want me to be specific about a point you made about the loan, (I can't remember seeing a request from yourself that you only wanted to discuss any loans and everything else was off limits, by the way), then him paying off existing debts and debts which increased under his ownership and leadership which we as a club have now been saddled with as well, makes financial sense, surely? What was he going to to do? Lose his money altogether or keep it going? Would you pay a mortgage with interest if you had the assets to just pay it off? He just protected the investment. The general point which I have the right to make if I wish, (wasn't you who told Moog "and that is quite within your rights mate" when he called Ashley a 'cunt'?), is that he has a history of petulance and lies and it's hard to look past this whenever he does something that appears sensible and for the good of the Club or the support. If someone slaps you around the head on a regular basis but every now and then offers to buy you a pint only a fucking idiot would say 'Well I didn't agree with those slaps but you've admitted making mistakes so thanks so much for this pint'. "ALBATROSS!!!! ALBATROSS!!"

......innear. Careful now, you'll get an albatross round your neck with that type of patter.

And while I'm on, Dick Wad, what's your thoughts on the brilliant move to give us back our 'historic' gates, eh? Llambias' patter, man! (And sell-out Hall's as well for that matter), Everytime they talk, shit just spews forth. "Let's give them a bit of fackan toffee, Wonga. Old man John Haw'ls fahnd sam gates that belonged at the grahnd, they'll fackan lahve that!"

Is that off your chest now? You say you find it bizarre, or 'fucking bizarre' that people think he has 'evil intentions', I then say I think it's bizarre that people, (Not necessarily Purgatron1000), blow smoke up his arse and you then try to character assassinate me before saying you can't understand 'Ashley lovers' either which is what I said wasn't it? For the record I abhor the selfish motives behind the 'Sports Direct Arena' move which was a vendetta against our support if there ever was one. He wanted to get a sponsor for the stadium, eh? They could easily have advertised this fact without putting a blemish on our home, it was pure spite and his petty away ticket stance has just about decimated one of, if not the best away supports this country has ever had all for the fear of being lumbered with the odd spare tickets. That's the main ones for me. He wants strung up by the balls for that alone. As for the Hitler remarks, well just who is being childish with those comments? There's no albatross round my neck, mate, just an opinion formed by what my eyes and ears have seen, which is a fucking chancer and his mates with fuck all connection to MY club come in and throw their considerable weight around and act the total cunt as his dummy went well and truly flying out the pram when things didn't go his way and the nasty boys sang songs about him, (And threatened him and his daughter, aye, righto). If you think it's strange I and others should take offence to this then you're either a pretty strange Newcastle United fan or you have no real personal connections to this City/Club. I can half understand the latter but not the former.

Almost as bizarre as people blowing smoke up his arse.

Thought this would go in the small time blather. http://www.safc.com/.../gad-nufc-1908? "Ah wuz theya when we done tha Mags 9-1."

Just like last season, then.

There's a link on there to....... .....Uma! (So itsa no so bad).

For Fathas day as I could do with a light jacket. (For my Christmas I'm getting a little Fiat car so I can continually drive around Swan house roundabout waving a flag out the window whilst beeping my horn, (I'm all about the horn, don't you know), when the Toon/Juventus win).

Most clubs have ruined football for years through greed. Think the 1st Division clubs gave a fuck about the clubs from 2 downwards when they broke away to form the PL? Think the CL regulars gave a fuck when they set that competition as a cash cow for themselves rather than a knock out cup for League Champions? The likes of Chesea, Man City, PSG etc are just a new, different branch of an old problem. The likes of Man U have had their noses in the trough for far longer.

Ouch! Another one for Operation Yewtree I think.

Our legal extradition team at Langley, Virginia send their best wishes!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYUHKap7Rpw This is 'their' half decent song and now I've checked it's not even them, it's a lass from the Toon instead.