Howmanheyman

I'm sure her band had a decent song once to be fair.

Unlike older Miss Howman she likes football. She's getting a Juventus kit amongst her pressies as she thinks their black & whte shirt looks better than ours and she thinks Pirlo looks 'cool'. (she's eight and she can 'meg' the boys at football.).

TS, there'll be some record exec somewhere with fond memories of her blowing his pipe sometime a few years ago, I'm sure.

2nd least.

I took a phone call about this time eight years ago, telling me to get back home as waters were breaking for a second time in three years. (I was at work!)

She's a 90's/punk/feminist/Alternative/any other labels?/icon, man!

He is black though?

I'm 'on it like a bonnet', Meenz! (Alternatively, I'm listening to 'Ice Blink' by the Cocteau twins and might listen later).

Admit it you utter shambles of a shithead of a man, Kenickie were an eclectic 90's combo piece with a mysterious* blonde from Sunderland who had an 'edge' about them. *The mystery was how long she went on you before you shot your bolt.

Does anyone actually click the links people put up? Music is completely subjective, you like what you like, I've zero loyalty to any artist at all, they'll all make complete dogshit music at some point.

I wasn't into the punk/alternative scene in the nineties that I know of, but I'd heard of them.

Tell me about it! I'm still waiting for the Newcastle City Council to get back to me two years after I queried my rates bill, the cunts.

Actually think she/they had a canny tune once but I can't remember it off the top of my head.

After watching those two videos I can only imagine the cute looking Miss Laverne gives an awesome blow job as the songs themselves were a parcel of shite.

"Yes of course. I've liked this club for a long time, I like what they do," he told Canal+. "The boss has left but they have appointed a very good successor and he did some good things with Everton. "They are always well played among the big clubs. Yes for sure, it would be an interesting challenge." Monaco and PSG have also been reported to be chasing Cabaye, but he says he is unaware of any interest from his homeland. "I have no direct contact with anyone; maybe my agents are currently in the know. "As for me, I am here listening. I like England as well. I will need to look at the situation but you never know." I'd be quite happy for Man U to stump up the cash or failing that Moyes to make a statement to Canal+ or even Canal- that he's not interested in Cabaye as he's not been good enough.

I'll be ready to doff my cap to the first promotion of a kit that has a pose similar to the jumper-man like the old catalogues used to have rather than the side-on moody glare to the camera that they all do now.

Nothing wrong with that line of thinking either in my opinion. What will the next potential sponsor think if his company/brand is associated with tat? When Wonga fuck off maybe another sponsor will think twice and we'll replace like for like, not that most football clubs will give a fuck I suppose but it might just cost them in the long run.

Drove to work on Wednesday about teatime, lovely day, some lovely sights to see then I got to work and there happens to be some females where I work on a permanent nightshift, well, the contrast was similar from this...... to this........ .......in the space of ten minutes.

I'm presuming you're happy with your career and walked into it fully accepting the odd Christmas shift? I'm sure professional footballers are quite happy to put up with a training session on Christmas day and a game on Boxing day as well. Since March last year I've been stuck working every single Sunday and every other Saturday and to say I'm sick of it is an understatement especially as they turned into permanent nightshifts last September. Then again, I'm not arsed in the slightest about my job and also have two little things that call me Daddy who'd like to see a bit more of me and like to see me looking awake and not being Mr Grumpy. Horses for courses I suppose.

You need to have a serious think about this. I don't think your lifestyle will allow for continental shifts and at your age why make sacrifices to happiness for the sake of a job? It's fucked with my life for nearly 20 years. I'm looking at doing something different as well but with a more positive outcome to my social and family life as a consequence, hopefully. Good luck whatever you do!

'pre-season', yes. 'off-season', no.

I really, seriously, don't want to hear a fucking peep about finishing tenth or wherever this year. I would however like them to state we aim to play our strongest side available for the cup games and emphasise that this is the Club's priority for the season to the players and all concerned as to be frank I'm fucking sick of seeing other fans having their day in the sun whilst we clock up yet another year since we won something. It's a fucking disgrace a club of our size has went as long without silverware and putting up with abject mediocrity and I've absolutely no confidence at all that these chumps in charge will do anything to change this anytime soon.

Wasn't going on holiday this year as we've a lot on in the house and we've probably left it too late................ ........until today when I got my hols confirmed at work and in a rare 'Life's too short' moment have booked a Villa in Cyprus for about 8 weeks time. P.S. (Just for good measure).