Howmanheyman

"Did you bang it?"

JFK interview with Twat Richard Keys inviting Geordies to call in thank Joe for the great job he did in 'rescuing' us. http://www.talksport...wcastle-191086? Just fucking (warning, cliche alerts on warp factor ten drive).

:lol: (I only watched it up to the point where they turned the music on but I'd seen enough by then).

Take it back!!! Try just getting a normal cheap-ish pram that DOES NOTHING other than being a pram then switching to a easily foldable buggy for about £50 when the baby gets a bit older. Easier, less hassle and cheaper. In a couple of years you'll think 'what a waste of money' I promise you.

All those years I sang along to 'I should be so lucky, (lucky in love)' by wor Kylie I never realised it was about a frustrated young teenage lass who was just hoping that for once she could be 'lucky, lucky lucky in love' for once. Quite overwhelming the feeling of hope and frustration* in that track. * Hoping you'll get a glimpse of more than her shoulders in the bath scene and ultimately being frustrated when you don't.

Here's Gloomy and the lads getting physical at the gym.....

Slept in a pub car park near wembley once for the charity shield which was err, interesting.

Looks like Stalin made his subjective editing presence felt with the respective Ramires/Colo incidents over the weekend with one completely wiped from history with the other taking on an exaggerated importance to the game.

Good luck with that, you'll have to have a mass evacuation of Londoners from London to accomplish that one. Have a good night!

There's a Celtic fan from Glasgae gets in my club. Ex-British Army. Wonder he thinks of your patter? Anyway, Fraser Forster to illegal British wars and Ireland. Well done you.

Forest 'Fallen giants'? I've a lot of respect for what Forest achieved under Cloughie and wouldn't undermine those achievements at all, however it was a one off purple patch in that club's history, mate, they are hardly giants of the English game. Leeds too were nothing before Revie and their own purple patch which again I'm not undermining for what these sides did on the pitch. Newcastle Utd were a giant of the English game and are still a big club through this even though it's been far too long without a trophy for us. That we're still the eighth most successful club when our last domestic trophy was in 1955 and European success was in 1969 shows how successful we were. No offence as well, but our eleven titles/cups (not including a load of near misses), were harder won against other big city clubs with no sugar daddies than the the majority of your own I'd hazard a guess at, obviously your European Cup was the hardest thing you'll have won hands down. By the way, that Crack Italian side you beat in the final, Inter, were one of the sides that were beaten by ourselves in Europe not too long after and we also beat your mates, the most successful team in Scotland, ;) in the semi-final and the team that murdered a strong Leeds to win the cup. I completely agree that SKY bullshit the Premier league. It's still the richest league in the world if not best it's in the top bracket despite the lack of respect you give to the 'likes of Stoke, Wigan' etc. Also, while you're on about sky money, I did ask your fellow fans why they think they'd have such a huge advantage in the PL with the tv revenue when all your competitors would have the same money as yourselves? Your crowds would dwarve Wigan but they wouldn't dwarve at least half of the league and you couldn't compete against financially doped clubs like Chelsea and Man City nor could you touch Liverpool or Man Utd for revenue..........soooooooo...........how would you do so well? Anyway, I'm off to petition the PL about there being a break-away North-East League, There'll be us, the Mackems, Boro, Darlo, Hartlepool, Gateshead, Blyth Spartans and we'll chuck in Carlisle and Scarborough for good measure. SKY will show anything, (Irish league anyone?) and will fund our league but obviously we wont get the same money as the PL so our recruitment might suffer but we'll still have our big crowds but only now we'll share our trophies with Sunderland as we dominate our league. UEFA might let us in the qualifying rounds of the CL and it'll be a struggle with our reduced talented pool of players but we'll still have the odd upset and play above ourselves. I think it's a great idea but we'd love a bit of advice from a club in a similar set up to my proposed 'North-East League'. Any ideas who I could ask?

Yes I'm aware Rangers have won more than yourself, was just highlighting some of your fans boasts in a lighthearted way. Still insisting your crowds were bigger than they actually were? (Or have you knocked that bit of 'misinformation on the head?)

This whole argument could've and was used for the cups. No matter where we are in the league, the cups will be low priority which is scandalous when it's our best chance of some glory. It will be a taller order to win this than it would've been to win one of the domestic trophies. This team v Bradford or Swansea anyone?

Oh yohan Cabaye! You are the love of my life! Oh Yohan Cabaye! Please let me shag your Wife! Oh Yohan Cabaye! I've got curly pubes too!

See Oldham, biggest club in the weruld.

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Was the year before in a 1-1 draw at Blundell Park. 'ah was they-a' as the mackems might say. P.s. Was the umbro yellow/green kit.

They do tend to get a little miffed if you don't join in with their self praise regarding their club. I think Linfield are the most successful club in the world but their fans boasts are tongue in cheek, whereas Celtic's tongues just constantly flap like Ghandi's flip-flops, 'see Selic, greatest club in the weruld' (copyright chief Wrong'un detective Stevie McFaul who should be given a special dispensation to post in this thread alone if nothing else).

.......Is it because many of your fans choose you over Rangers as they're on the 'other' team of the Christian pov? Maybe all your fans choose you as green is there favouritest colour in the Whole wide world? Nowt to do with winning most games then?

I give up with this lad already. Sorry, it was one of your pals labelled us 'diddy'. How can I label many of your fans gloryhunters? Hmmmn........ Tough one that to be honest, why do you think you've a big support? Honestly would like know. Is it the many trophies you win when you happen to be better than Rangers

This is the type of thing that happens when you don't get on your knees and metaphorically suck off any gloryhunting fan by agreeing that they are indeed super, smashing, really great and Celtic most definitely fall into that category. Please do me a favour and fuck off. This 'diddy' club which has won jack shit since 1969 and managed to average over 40k on twelve occasions before your wonder club first managed it in the nineties simply couldn't give fuck.

why do you think he wanted a telescope not so long ago? Hmmmn.......

......Aeris?

....... Toonpack?

The missus made her own sangria a couple of times which was pure rocket fuel. You can buy it in shops already made up if you want and it isn't as alcoholic as normal wine.