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How can I be expected to know if it was me that was driving? I was mortal at the time.

Thankfully over here we’re different to England in that private parking fines are levied on the driver rather than the car so any time I get a ticket I just send an email saying that several people have use of the car and I don’t know who was driving at the time and that’s the end of it. Not much help to you, granted.

Seven points off the playoffs and they've effectively written off the remainder of the season by leaving his assistant in charge. The players must have really hated Beale, otherwise the decision looks even more stupid.

Eh? Wasn’t he on your side?

Straight swap for Ashworth?

Have you gone out of your way to get annoyed about it?

Did he look the wrong way at Trophyshy in The Garter?

@Kevin Carr's Gloves remains on bail while the investigation is ongoing.

RR right now:

Don’t worry, the government have a plan.

Christ, it must need a huge microscope.

What manager in world football wouldn't want that job? Two and a half years pay for just two months work.

Pretty much, plus Pardew's bullshit about how quickly the fans can turn against you and how any manager is only one game away from coming under pressure.

@wykikitoon Talksport have Pardew and Souness on discussing Newcastle if you want to bring on your inevitable massive coronary.

You got any tips?

He’s Ineos’ second big appointment and they can’t be seen to fuck this up. They’ve played their hand and cannot fail at this point. If the two years gardening leave clause is true then we have them over a barrel.

Looks like the ‘pec’ operation went well.

TBF Tino and Hall had just played 90 minutes against Barcelona.

Aye, I think that was a clear case of the ref thinking it best not to make a decision and if he was wrong then VAR would correct him. Then VAR thinking that the ref clearly saw it and didn’t judge it a foul so not to overturn it.

You got the minibus booked to take you to London next weekend to make sure Ritchie eats his weetabix again?