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He’d be mad to go to Saudi. He’s entering his peak as a striker and with one year left on his contract could get massive money if he left on a free.

Thats what they get for playing games with themselves.

He captains Palace today.

I think he speaks well there. If the situation was different and it was the likes of Liverpool trying to take one of our players then of course we’d be telling them to pay up or fuck off. I think the issue here is that Palace have set out the deal they wanted early and we expected them to budge a bit and they haven’t done so which is entirely their prerogative.

VAR have been told to use a higher bar for intervention than last season so expect to see far fewer decisions overturned for the first few weeks before it returns to normal.

Four years and eight months

Needs more goalkeepers.

Yeah but look at that view of the river where they used to make the boats.

Yes but it's the equivalent of another £15m player on a five year contract.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-13749477/Newcastle-FOURTH-offer-Marc-Guehi-Crystal-Palace.html

It's the equivalent of a £15m player. You're saying that signing Alan Shearer, the league's greatest ever striker, is basically nothing.

That’s the love child of Johnny Mercer and Alan Titchmarsh.

It would make him the 7th most expensive defender in history.

Someone’s nan is missing a set of curtains.

Think yourself lucky it isn’t linked to your google home speakers with kids in the house.

Aye but after a couple of years he’d have earned enough money to buy Paraguay.

Don't forget the auto-asphyxiation.

FYP

Use the term theatre loosely. She's on a small stage sitting on a chair from a function room being interviewed by Brian Butterfield's more obese American cousin.

What have you got against James Tavernier?

He chairman of the selling club. I wouldn’t expect him to say anything else.

That's some mighty fine maths right there. Pity that contracts can only be amortised across five years so none of it matters in Palmer's case.

Watched The Instigators the other night. Not great, 5.9/10.

It's Peter Withe.