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We are just around the corner he is coming down to show my sales staff what 40 calls looks like

Deffo not Glasgow but I think if you want to meet a Swetty you need to know where to go.

What do you want to know? Geordiemessiah would be your man. i know Alex went just want to see if he had a good time. Started a thread instead of PM

Alex? did you go?

My first GOLD thread I think it would be the ultimate funny if you were banned of here as well Shame you said the berb, i've always liked you! Nothing personal. I like you too just thought it would be dead funny I could imagine your outrage, i would have let you back after a couple of mins. I feel it is childish to ban someone like yourself who feels so passionate about a site. It does not bother me. Now it would be funny to ban me from here. Have fun mate hopee you get what you want Also if there was a poll on NO to have or not to have you back I would vote to have

My first GOLD thread I think it would be the ultimate funny if you were banned of here as well Shame you said the berb, i've always liked you! Nothing personal. I like you too just thought it would be dead funny I could imagine your outrage, i would have let you back after a couple of mins. I feel it is childish to ban someone like yourself who feels so passionate about a site. It does not bother me. Now it would be funny to ban me from here. Have fun mate hopee you get what you want

My first GOLD thread I think it would be the ultimate funny if you were banned of here as well iirc you were 'banned' from N.O. as well Shinsplints. Oh no I was not. I got a pm saying "why not stay and stilll post?" I do not go on there by choice. TT are my kind of people I do not dislike anyone on NO apart from my nephew he's a cunt (hope you are reading this Gary)

My first GOLD thread I think it would be the ultimate funny if you were banned of here as well

Did I fuck

105 no mention of tattoos so giving myself 50 bonus = 155

Ah, July is low season there though. I thought you might have meant now(ish) so I nearly had my bags packed.

Depends if you are Pakistani or Polish. My view on racism is everyone is there to have a pop at. If you do concentrate or repeat offensive remarks to one group of people that to me is discrimination (bullying), be it gay people, ethnic minorities, fat, ginger, religious groups. Only exemption being Mackems and Alex. just a joke Does not matter the bastards cannot read english anyway . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. Now that was racist

Yes a canny few times. Sorry I meant that price for two people.

Sack the bastard

Depends if you are Pakistani or Polish. My view on racism is everyone is there to have a pop at. If you do concentrate or repeat offensive remarks to one group of people that to me is discrimination (bullying), be it gay people, ethnic minorities, fat, ginger, religious groups. Only exemption being Mackems and Alex.

A Polish guy drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Poland our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same glass twice' A Pakistani, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Pakistan we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either.' A British girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and drinks it, throws her glass into the air, pulls out her gun and shoots the Pole and the Pakistani and catches her glass. She says, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 'In Britain we now have that many Pakistanis and Poles that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice’.

Just booked a week in Tunisia all inc. £675

I opened this thinking it said horse prices

All this club needs is to win the first trophy I think then it will snow ball, people would find out how big a club this is. if KK had managed to win the FA cup or the league we would be massive. I think KK cannot be anything but a short term option whereas Shearer could be long term.

What's the difference between a gay and a microwave? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . A microwave won't brown your sausage

humour is better on NO

What gets me is all the cunts saying harry is a credit to the profession.......................he's on fucking bail subject to investigation into alledged bungs Fuck Off

Ta. I'm away on the drink at 13.00 yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeha

A scuffle started in the local one Friday night. Words were exchanged, then insults and finally blows. Bottles, glasses, people, flew through the air and Casey ended up being hit in the face by a sharp piece of glass which cut off his nose. 'Stick his nose back on and hold it with your hand,' ordered McGinty. 'And we'll get him to the hospital.' Out into the street they flew to be greeted by sheets of rain pelting down. Quickly they bundled the injured man along and into the casualty department. 'Will he live?' inquired the boys. Too late,' said the doctor, 'he's a goner.' 'Was it loss of blood?' asked Finbar. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 'No, he drowned. You put his nose on upside down,' sighed the doc.