Ruler of Planet Houston

Robert Lange

We all know they are a bunch of bell ends and most of them aren't even from Newcastle, but where the fuck do they get these shitty phrases from? Why do they say them as if everyone from the North East does the same? "Tashing on" "In there like swimwear" "Worldies" "On it like a car bonnet" "pie off" Sticking their fucking queer thumbs on their noses and sticking their little fingers out?!? Does the production team tell them to make up shitty things to try and start a new craze for publicity? Or is it just to make geordies look like cunts?!?

The world has gone mad....

Mine never goes over a single page - I find it is best to custom design each CV to suit the job you go for. i.e. leave out things that are going to be irrelevant to the employer and focus on your key skills for that role. This keeps it brief and makes you look dedicated to that particular role. And I like to do a nice design for mine which is the norm for people in the creative industry but I don't see why you couldn't do the same in any industry. It might just stand out from the rest and get your foot in the door a little easier. Have a look at some of these... http://www.smashingmagazine.com/2009/04/01/10-handy-tips-for-web-design-cvs-and-resumes/

So long as you have paid half you can hand it back at any time. If you hand it back after paying 2/3 you won't get any refund. You can hand it back after 1 month if you like, but you will have to pay up to the half way point to do so. i.e. hand it back 2 months before half way point and you will have to pay those 2 months payments before dropping it off at the auction yard. Usually the car is worth less on the market than the half that you would have to pay if you kept it.

Something that is usually never mentioned in the small print but is ALWAYS a perfectly legal option with hire purchase is to hand the car back at the half way mark and cut your losses. i.e. on a 3 year HP you are entitled to give the car back after 1.5 years (assuming it is in reasonable condition for the time you've had it) and have nowt else to pay - end of contract. It usually works out much better financially than if you were to try and sell the car

http://answers.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/forum/windows_7-networking/issues-found-local-area-connection-doesnt-have-a/43ea076e-5210-4194-80d8-cb4681e852a0

If you are used to photoshop, photoshop cs6 has a great movie editing interface - specifically made for photoshoppers instead of video people

Sounds like the perfect option for you to be honest. You can still 'point and push' and get much much better results than your average compact jobby but it has the option to crack on and get into the pro stuff when you feel ready to. It's classed as an entry level DSLR if I'm not mistaken - any DSLR with even a cheap lens is gonna be better than most compacts. Whenever you are out and about at madame tussaudes or in nightclubs and they come and take your pic and sell it to you, they usually have one of these. I tried convincing my brother to get it but he's gone and spent up on his bloody car!!!

Blokes that wear elasticated-bottom jeans and sockless plimsols Blokes that wear a scarf in the summer Blokes that wear a scarf over a low-cut girls blouse Idiots that have their waistline of their jeans underneath their arse cheeks

Do the old ctrl -alt-del and run task manager to see which processes are using the most memory and see if there is owt there that is unusual

How did you miss this one?

Can't say I am keen on her belly button like

I would have put a vote her way as well...until I saw how shit she was at blow jobs

I thought an idiot abroad was ok(ish) but I just didn't like the way Karl tries too hard to be unhappy about things...you can clearly see it is put on

For photographers (or people with a decent camera)

Ah bugger!!! I meant to put != instead of == Cheers Ant!

Like so...

the band was named after (and by) a dj called bill gates, therefore you are all wrong

rescue the info off your drive, format it and stick it back in the old computer, install linux. Then you have a spare which you can use for faffing on or turn it into an arcade machine

you'll need to plug a power cable into it too:

A bit pricey but...what a car!!!! http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/3388039.htm

Go British... http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/3750737.htm