CleeToonFan

Let's take the good people out of Afghanistan, and get everyone in the world to send their shit there. We could send the EDL, the BNP, the ott Sharia Law "jihadist" wankers, anyone who goes on Jeremy Kyle and the whole of Sunderland, i'd take the good people from Afghanistan in return for that. The rest of the world can go hand in hand happy and those cunts can fight it out between themselves for kings of the cunts.

Conference Premier! come on get with it I have been to Grimsby's ground a time or two. Last time was for a meeting and they had a "no ball games allowed" sign in the car park. Still makes me chuckle. Totally apt. The Findus stand (one you'll have been in) is quite nice but the rest are shitholes.

I think it was about two weeks between KK getting the shove and the Hull game due to an international break, which gave the Ashlites plenty of time to spin their shite about KK being a quitter. By the time the game arrived large swathes of the support were more concerned about the word cockney on a banner than they were about Keegan getting treated like shit. Not sure why the Barton thing has hit a nerve with so many – Keegan getting forced, appointing JFK, renaming the ground, painting shit on the Gallowgate roof, Hughton getting sacked and selling Carroll were far more significant insults. Because this is the melting point. Every time we think "they've changed," or there's an excuse for it. Even Carroll we thought "35 million to spend in the summer?!" Now we've realised that Carroll's money isn't getting spent, which has pissed everyone off, and now Barton's being released on a free? There's no excuse for that and we're 35 million down, with our 3 star players in Liverpool, East London and purgatory. This proves how wank the board is.

I'll choose the latter. I go to enough non league football without discussing it on Newcastle boards.

Constitution? What if we all join and create over 3/4's of the fan base then change the constitution that everyone has to put their cock in a sausage roll at half time?

Can I be physio? Those fingers can get hurt badly!

Anyone else listening to 5live? Bartons agent on now. Prem teams and even a Champs League club after him apparently.

Joey7Barton Joseph Barton I am on a free but the honour of wearing those B+W stripes, surpasses that

Joey7Barton Joseph Barton Somewhere in those high echelons of NUFC, they have decided, I am persona non grata.

FUCK OFF MIKE ASHLEY YOU FAT, UGLY, ONE PINT DRINKING CUNT. Cancer is too good for you Mike.

Come on Vettel what you playing at! Not happy with him, needs one more win imo to win the Championship. (For anyone complaining about me liking him, Hamilton's a wanker and Button's boring, also I watched the GP at Japan where he was at Torro Rosso and pwned in the rain, loved him since then.)

Aye I wanna go to it, not sure my girlfriend would mind me getting a prostitute like . Anyway, Gullit was a wanker (even I know that and I was a wee kid). Stop looking at wikipedia trying to find Newcastle based debates Nick.

Fucking hell . I've been to Amsterdam twice, just to watch Ajax play and do the sight-seeing, I dunno if I could be arsed with prozzies or ought, amazing city anyway. That said i'm off again when i'm 18, probably change my opinion then. Back on topic, Nicks a wanker

Presumably he had post-coital guilt and just let her at his wallet?

It was actually 47, lost count I see. I guess smoking 600kg of Hollands finest will have that effect on an already enfeebled mind. How much were they charging btw? Let's say its 20 euros (I presume they're much more than that but just for pity circumstances) that means it's 940 Euros spent on hookers I'm guessing Wee Gallagher won the lottery over there? He only went with 450€… http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=930783 Unless he's telling fibbers He was that good he got shit loads of freebies, obviously!

It was actually 47, lost count I see. I guess smoking 600kg of Hollands finest will have that effect on an already enfeebled mind. How much were they charging btw? Let's say its 20 euros (I presume they're much more than that but just for pity circumstances) that means it's 940 Euros spent on hookers

TIME TO GET THE BANNAS OOT LADS !!!!!! If we finish higher than you last day of this season i'm going to the SOL with a banner celebrating it, complete with EDL on the side.

Well done India, top class with the whole Bell situation, bless them getting booed before the fans realised they'd allowed him to stay.

If you don't like Britain you can GIIIITTT OUTTTT

Thought I was gonna have a heart attack then. I thought France would be guaranteed!

Robbie Savage speaking at the Emirates Cup so embarrassing, if he can become a pundit so can any of us.

Spunk Bubble

Can't we just create a little sub forum for Nick? He rants, we can check in there if we want a laugh/to induce vomiting, we don't have to normally see the shit. Everyones a winner!

Lot of time for Gosling, think he'll do well here. I'm happy with our depth tbh, get 2 strikers then start to worry about other positions. Probably got one of the top 7 midfield's in the Premier League tbh, I thought that last year anyway, the second half of the season proved it with those chances we missed without You-Know-Who.

Conference Premier! come on get with it