jonasjuice

TheGingerQuiff's stubby little todger's got more chance tbh.

Give the chubsters coke and the cokeheads cake. Problem solved.

Plagiarism will get you far 'ator. Just rearrange a couple of words and don't listen to these schmucks.

I'd rather he just stayed where he's settled and continued his development. Not worth messing him about and potentially pissing him off for the sake of whatever a league one side would pay for a six month loan.

Think all 3 got a lot better with age. Milf-tastic now.

90% likely to be going to Florence in November to visit an old friend. Already been there in Assassin's Creed and worried the real life views won't compare. Also just had a weekend in Leuven/Brussels. Was cheaper and quicker on the train from London than it is back to Newcastle. Not sure I'll be attending a home game anytime soon now my eyes have been opened to the alternatives.

Any chippy recommendations in London? I know it's a cliché but I've been here 3 years now and nowt but overpriced disappointment. Would pay through the nose for a decent one when the craving hits. There must be some.

On that note I might watch Heathers tonight, whatever happened to Christian Slater?

Alan Pardew wears a smart watch.

Can you imagine dating one of those new fangled computer detective experts, who know how to see things/history even after it's been 'deleted'?!? The shame

We all do actually appreciate your (attempts) at comedy fish. Wouldn't be the same without you. Gives us all something to take the piss out of

As much of a bellend he so plainly is he's a six out of ten cb which would be fine as a backup if he was always fit. But he's not and when he is he's no great shakes so I pray we get rid in the summer.

I love Chezcake.

Got a yellow card for Serbia last night, making it 47 yellows and 6 reds in his career thus far. He's 20

6.30am - Rude Awakening

Max Payne

:lol:

The other fella ate funny and tripped over and stuff tho

Doesn't seem like the kind of shrinking violet striker with fragile confidence, which is nice.

When was the last time we bought a player from another Prem team? Obertan?

His turn inside, shoot from 30 yards, rinse and repeat game winds me up a bit but he does have some qualities. Could do with a proper winger if we get Mitrovic.

Well I hope all you chancers have seen Final Destination. Your time will come.