Meenzer

He has a point there. If you class that picture as porn then you have led a very sheltered life. I`m sure if a boss saw that on your screen but you explained it was on a football site there would be no disciplinary action taken. I certainly wouldn`t take any on my staff. You see worse in FHM and Zoo these days don`t you. Personally I think it was just an excuse to get rid of you mate. Mind, I'd sack on the spot anyone who read FHM or Zoo, just as a matter of taste.

The trouble with any trust-based system is that it's inevitably open to abuse. Non-gated transport might work fine in Germany, say, where there are obviously still people who don't pay but there's generally enough respect for the system (and prices are reasonable enough) that the vast majority buy their tickets normally. If the Metro bosses really think the current status quo is workable, they should imagine what it'd be like if the continental idea of racking up a tab at a pub then paying at the end of the night was introduced in Newcastle, say. Trust only works if you're offering it to people who can be (and are used to being) trusted... A touchpad-based gate system like Oyster in London would be canny, though thenorthumbrian would no doubt go apeshit.

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing recently, largely because I'm at a non-gate Tube station dahn 'ere. They used to have gates that you had to feed your tickets into on the Metro many years ago, didn't they? At least at the city centre stations and maybe Regent Centre and the like. Anyone know why they were changed? I suppose the whole ticket gate thing is less enforceable at street-level, "tram"-style stops, but even the underground stations would be a start since that's where a lot of people would be going from/coming to.

The Midland Metro's that ridiculous one-line "system" that does Birmingham-Wolverhampton in twice as long as it takes by train, right? I'm not surprised it's getting the boot...

Besides, there were definitely comments to the extent that Birmingham played well.

Good lord, that's a crazy line-up.

Dunno. My former housemate over there swears by a variety called Dornfelder, but there was only one year of it that I thought was much cop. That said, I prefer my wines almost undrinkably rioja-esque.

I'd say more widely available contraception was a far bigger factor. That and being a big fat gayer is far more socially acceptable in developed countries.

which one is that Meenzer? The Queen Edit: No pun intended Aye, that. I mean it's not a bad film, but surely there's nothing in its scope that makes it remotely Oscar-worthy?

An ITV Sunday night drama up for Best Picture. What a laugh.

That's true, booking BA is probably a bit of a lottery at the minute...

Bah. I just got tickets from the Beeb for a recording of The News Quiz. (Radio 4 comedy is the new mauve.) Only it's on the same night as the monthly Eurovision bash at the Retro bar and the Decemberists gig I've already got tickets for. Naturally, there's barely a sniff of social crotch for several weeks either side.

Mainz haven't lost for weeks.

Lucky fella.

Because "Austrians" has too many syllables for your average Brit. I see Fucking is near Tittmoning, Moosdorf, Fisching and Hörndl. Nice.

N-O crew, only Invicta thats a nonce really. How's the poker going? I played a poker night the other day at my local pub, went out on the bubble, nearly flipped the tables I fucking tell ya. top class craic that Shut the fuck up man. Boring as fuck isn't he? I hereby volunteer to bum him until he says sorry and fucks off. Unless he's all skanky and doesn't wash and stuff. He'll want at least a week of texting with you first. You up for that? Aye fine, I can send him pics of SMO's cock to keep him going.

N-O crew, only Invicta thats a nonce really. How's the poker going? I played a poker night the other day at my local pub, went out on the bubble, nearly flipped the tables I fucking tell ya. top class craic that Shut the fuck up man. Boring as fuck isn't he? I hereby volunteer to bum him until he says sorry and fucks off. Unless he's all skanky and doesn't wash and stuff.

Meanwhile, plucky little Andorra have just selected this bunch of pubescent Blink 182/Sum 41 wannabes to represent them in Helsinki: http://www.myspace.com/anonymouspunkrock It's going to be a strange year.

they downloaded verlaines album and suddenly life didn't seem worth living any more Loving this electro-pop version in German. "Laura du bist mein best freund..." http://www.bensmusic.co.uk/Songs/Originals...lectro-pop).mp3 Bit harsh him calling her a bloke, mind.

In serious need of a back, sack and crack treatment tttt. Alex, what is tttt? Noticed you've been saying it alot, but I have no idea what it is. "To tell the truth" I guess. Either that or he's calling me ToonTastic's Top Totty. You're deffo tttt tttt

In serious need of a back, sack and crack treatment tttt. Alex, what is tttt? Noticed you've been saying it alot, but I have no idea what it is. "To tell the truth" I guess. Either that or he's calling me ToonTastic's Top Totty.

This is awesome: http://www.celebrityspotlight.co.uk/danistatement.asp Some highlights: Danielle said in a throwaway manner "She wants to be white". This is much the same as when Danielle's friends tease her for her love of sunbathing and her mixed race friends joke with her. Friend of Danielle's Leandra Anderson said "If Danielle had been putting on fake tan for example, we may joke with her that she's 'trying to be black' but that wouldn't be seen as racist or offensive" -- "F*** off home" is a term frequently used sometimes as an insult and sometimes in a jovial fashion between young people today.

That's class

Brainstorm. Latvia's finest camp pop-rawk weirdos.

Big, fat, sweaty, hairy craic tbh.