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No, They both play cricket on tuesdays. Curses. What you on about? Rafael Van Der Vaart? If you're offering...

Good grief.

No, They both play cricket on tuesdays. Curses.

Similar spellings?

That maroon-y colour's nice and inobtrusive like.

Take it with you EDIT: Shite, beaten to it!

Tanqueray is lush if you get the chance to try it. Superior to Bombay Sapphire imo. I've been more or less single-handedly propping up Bombay Sapphire sales recently, so a change'll do me good.

Jürgen Klopp, legendary 30something manager of FSV Mainz 05, my adopted German team.

This summer I have mostly been drinking gin and tonic.

True, British TV was one of the things I missed a lot when I was living in Germany. Not that I sit in front of the telly much, but at least here you know there's likely to be something watchable on.

You're trying...

Hapless, shirley shorley, surely?

Did you know that in the old days, snakes were commonly used to mine in awkwardly small crevices. So I've hord like! oh, and I have to admit I nearly made a childish joke about an 'R' missing from the title of the thread Bet you're the kind of joker who fills in the gap in "TO LET" signs.

Jahn Teigen - Mil etter mil. Nul-points-tastic.

I'm not sure, but someone get a webcam because there could be decent money to be made from that kind of thing

I'll do anything for the promise of a free drink, as Pud knows only too well

Busy teaching his Jorman bird about the wacky world of stubble burn

No, I was taking the piss.

I have the same feelings towards him whether I see or hear him! 'sactly. Thankfully, otherwise right-minded people seem to have grown tired of the joke now...

Grand. Now make it unreadable grey.

Bit like the bloke from The Darkness somehow. Which doesn't help matters.

I'll bring brown paper bags and lube.

I'll be there.

A desk cluttered with dictionaries, post-it notes, CDs and a cuddly toy bee. And a big tree straight out the window.

Kids missing their dead dads is fucking disgusting tbh.