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But spammers like me, Alex, and Gemmill log off for our lunch! 96233[/snapback] Good point! 96242[/snapback] You mean you don't eat lunch at the PC so you can continue posting? Amateurs!

how high? Are there any hills in Reading - always looks bloody flat to me?? 96205[/snapback] 750ft above sea level where I am. There's a big dip on the way down to Juntion 11 from my house. 96211[/snapback] Are you sure about that? Seems very high to me - higher than most the area the Pennines is in, for instance. 96232[/snapback] ft not m? Or am I being exceedingly slow?

Venetian Snares - Chinaski Cheerfully mental.

Unless the drains overflow again.

System Of A Down - Prison Song

Sure, but it's still Poofsville, UK, comparatively speaking. (Brighton excluded, obviously.)

You should schedule that for 5am when it's just me and the Fish on here. We could use some excitement.

Oh, and:

Probably true. Geographical-identity-wise, I reckon I see myself as "British" more than anything else - no doubt part and parcel of the whole "technically English but with a far greater affinity to Scotland than, say, Cornwall" thing - and I'm usually fairly quick to correct people over here who say "England" to refer to the whole country, but it's a bit of a shaky concept really...

Aw bless, there's a red squirrel scampering up and down next-door's wall. Wonder what the bastid's found to scavenge.

Finishing off some work in the next couple of hours, after which I have no grand plans for the evening beyond uncorking a bottle of grape juice and surfing to my heart's content. I can tell you're all jealous...

Mind, half of my family's Swedish, so they were probably collaborators anyway.

It's so true. Four-and-a-bit years of living in Germany and I've evolved some seriously sharp elbows. Pensioners are the worst, they think they can play all innocent and doddery when they're actually trying to get to the Post Office counter without standing for half an hour, like you inevitably have to because they offer banking services at the same counter these days and grrrrngrl mrrgl mrrrrrr

What's the name of former-Vanilla Ninja Maarja's debut solo single ? 95880[/snapback] "Could You", aka "Another Tedious Rummage Through David Brandes' Rejected Song Drawer". As if inflicting a whole Gracia album on us wasn't enough...

I can do you an entire Eurovision round off the cuff. Just ask.

If anyone wants to join me for my penultimate match day at Finnegans Wake in the 'Burg...

Oh hell aye.

Has anyone mentioned Greggs pasties yet? They're my main motivation for moving back...

Are you trying to suggest there's some link between smoking and cancer? 95013[/snapback] He's trying to suggest that he discovered the link between smoking and cancer. While working at a field hospital in El Alamein.

Le Hom tbh 94983[/snapback] Catch a wiff of me and you'd do a Meenzer 94988[/snapback] Like I'd let him.

The gay advances! 94936[/snapback] To be fair, most of us get them anyway, it's only Gemmill's fat ginger genes that prevent him scoring with the boys.

Sure, sure, I find all the cool pop-culture Valentinesy stuff a day too late.

Yeah, you should bankroll this place. Imagine the adulation! The groupies! The pies!

I think we need a separate forum for each John Robertson.

See, it's 'Hits not Homework'! 94856[/snapback]