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I'm supposed to be going to a family funeral in Sweden from Thursday to Saturday (I then have no more foreign travel lined up until the summer, so I don't feel unreasonable about wanting to do so). Given the nature of the occasion I'm fine with paying ££ to book a PCR test at a clinic first thing on Sunday morning and isolating until the results come back by the end of Monday (or hopefully sooner), even if it's a pain to have had that change in requirements sprung on us - the uncertainty is part and parcel of travel right now and if you're not okay with it, you shouldn't be booking. But I'll definitely be on the fence about going if an eight-day quarantine ends up being imposed at short notice like Scotland and Wales are calling for. I know my needs are not the most important thing right now but ffs.

Well we're certainly not.

Not until after the Norwich match. Tena pads on standby.

I've worked from home for the last 17 years and I'm completely normal. But aye, I do tend to agree really. It's not for everyone and to be honest, if my company had an office here I'd be up for going hybrid. So to speak.

Read about the PCR test and isolation requirement just as I was on the runway at Berlin waiting to fly home, obviously.

Paul Wyn Percentage

Here's hoping

DENPRESSURE KLAXON

Just needs a cherry tomato for full effect.

Sorted

"It is possible that Darren Fletcher will be placed in charge on an interim basis."

No real fan would.

Give it Brucey till the end of the season

We're all fucking thrilled to hear it

Whatever else you might say about oil and bonesaws, at least they definitely exist

Points deduction

Does he actually start by saying "as a general rule, we shouldn't generalise", or am I just not clever enough to get it?

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I hope you mean a much lower level or we'll have to have words