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Do you even ChyronHego bro?

If you're going to be on Betfair, be a dear and let me know exactly when please. Cheers

Wait a minute. Is... is essembee Keir Starmer?

No problem, he can write another shit biography of Churchill and make a few quid

Wagyu tail

Thought I'd fire it up and see if I've still got the knack. Yep.

As the joke will now have to be rewritten, "How does a racist vegan Yorkshireman decide what to tell you about first?"

A level of dedication that Untitled User would be proud of.

Sounds like the start of a Twitter bio. "Anti-EU, pro-free speech, I block anyone who uses pronouns 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 #FreeTommy" and a profile pic that's a bad photo of an ugly dog.

Does your mullah know that you're out?

It's what they call themselves. Self-identification is all the rage these days y'know

I do! I once used my proto-GCSE French to translate a newspaper article they'd reprinted - unsolicited, obviously. It was basically the French press talking about the draw for the next round of the Waffa in 94-95 and saying "anyone but Newcastle please" in the wake of us demolishing Antwerp. In hindsight I should have submitted it for publication under the pen name Stéphane Maréchal-Bertrand or similar.

Massive Chopra fan?

Does he want THEM to answer HIS simple question?

(That's better )

One of them will be a Brian. He's the wit of the group.

Fiiiiish can build a bridge Between your sluice and mine

The state of Ryder man

Is it a grammar test?

OK

I hope the Russians Mackems Saudis love their children too

Shoegaze metal in Danish? Yes please

And edgeeeeeey