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What a fucking rotter!

Since you mention it, my better half is getting this for Christmas. https://www.waterstones.com/book/this-is-fine-talking-figurine/kc-green//9780762484843

The argument is lost forever. Let's at least get some decent memes out of the apocalypse.

But seriously, just steal ideas from Rufus Hound. https://bsky.app/profile/rufushound.wtf/follows

True, but at least now we'll have a nicer time of it while everything crashes and burns. pixelatedboat seatsixtyone youngvulgarian tomewing bylinetimes danhett rudemrlang (just 7 from my list at random, no particular reason )

I've just been looking into that, by which I mean getting Andrew to look into that. The simple answer is "not yet", but hopefully if Bluesky really does get longer-term traction as the new and less obviously fascist alternative to Xitter, someone will develop the necessary plugin soon enough. Keeping our eyes peeled

I think there are definitely people who would buy all of those. Does that answer your question without answering it?

My in-laws always manage to source a "To a wonderful son and his partner" card from somewhere, which isn't bad going for deepest Lincolnshire. Although I maintain there's something ever so slightly snide about it not being worded "To a wonderful son and his wonderful partner".

But he said nice things about socialism, la (before joining Red Bull)

"What Joelinton has craved is a specified role and a head coach who will work on developing him."

But much, much funnier if they hadn't done so under Klopp.

It'll never not be.

Mind, I'd be impressed by Seaburn if I was from Doncaster.

I kind of imagine the apocalypse sounding like Black Lace's "Gang Bang", to be honest.

Just the 14 previous convictions? She seems nice.

Oh, by the way, the German government just collapsed and if that means new elections, we can expect the far right to do quite well. Happy days!

Not that I broadly disagree with what you're saying (especially the first line) but I have the impression that food shopping in the US is more expensive than here, you basically have to have a car (or two for a family) if you live anywhere that isn't an urban centre plus the distances you cover are much further, and of course there's the small matter of no NHS. Plus prohibitive tuition fees if you're lucky enough to go to college, etc. I assume - though I'm happy to be corrected - that that skews the gross salary figures and depresses the bottom line in a way it doesn't so much over here.

It's not often you see a comment that could have come from General Chat or the Newcastle Forum, but...

Howay man, the news is depressing enough as it is.

And senility. Apart from that, though...

And they're the ones who tend to really turn out and vote.

.....can we put him in charge of the world too?

The Betfair market is currently leaning towards Trump and quite clearly so, which is interesting. Punters worried about getting their fingers burned after 2016, Brexit et al, or do they know something we don't? 😬