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Ancient but still makes me laugh (the meme, not the nans)

There's not much in that tweet that should be hard to work out, to be fair

Have you met the Doug Anthony All-Stars? I feel like you'd get on

Definitely not the same fans who were ecstatic when their first team beat our U21s in the Checkatrade a few years back

You big tease.

And yet consistently a complete bellend throughout, so you've got to give him that, at least.

It is unusual, that a German Poland not to takeover wants.

A man with cognitive impairment sundowning in public.

Ach, I'll have said plenty of stuff on here back in the day that I wouldn't say now, we all change. And my laugh at how bluntly the comeback was delivered was genuine

Class

I'll go with

No restrictions on the number of unemployed translators the truck driver brings with them, though? That get-together at Peterborough Services is still on

With the proviso that no Mackems or Brummies ever be allowed in the commentary booth.

Tiebreaker is trying to reach the high notes after the key change in "Livin' On A Prayer". Lead singer of The Jon Bon Jovi Experience to adjudicate.

Fucking hell

FYP

Had a couple of hours to kill tonight before picking the better half up from the airport so I've just been to see The Substance. That was a fucking choice.

Santiago Bernabonesaw, marra

Just seen the latest Tory party political broadcast, all about the winter fuel allowance cut. Pensioners on Chesterfield sofas stroking their well-groomed pets, fretting about how they're going to cope without the payment. Aye okay.

It really is. Lovely way to travel. I've got a Rail & Sail ticket so I've had a nice afternoon slowly making my way here via Ely, Ipswich, the quaint station platform pub at Manningtree (don't tell them, Pike!) and then a decent Turkish meal in a godforsaken suburb of Harwich after getting thoroughly sandblasted during the briefest of walks on the seafront. And now Fernandes just got sent off. Happy days

Just boarded the Harwich-Hoek van Holland ferry. I was going to read my book and sip mocktails in the deck lounge like the classy motherfucker I am, but I might have to retire to my windowless cabin (don't get too excited, MF) and watch MOTD2 instead