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Shoutouts for Dabbawal and Gosforth Traders, get in

Whereas they'd have left the women behind and got in the lifeboats with the kids.

Loved that place

Looks like a Dr. Oetker balanced on one of Gemmill's sourdough loaves.

That's going to be double figures, isn't it?

"We need to talk about Kevin Campbell's former club (no, not that one) (or that one)"

The only winning move is not to play.

It sounds even more horrendous if you say it in a Brummie accent, so probably

Darren Ambrose, Matt Taylor and Xisco. #IYKYK

All the best mate. Not sure there's much useful any of us can say other than to hope it goes as smoothly and painlessly as it can for him and for all of you.

Might just be CT and me, but this is going to be magnificent

See, there's the problem

Whichever of Chelsea's 17 keepers he can score a penalty past, we sign.

We're the country of "STOP THE BOATS" so I'm not sure we've got a leg to stand on at the minute tbh

I hear there are specialist clubs for that kind of thing in New Zealand.

Aye, Renton. Have ye heard of a thing called.... a joke?

It's also the name of a former TT poster's OnlyFans account. (not really)

Oops, I missed us moving on to milk puns in the meantime. I suppose I've put my foot in my mouth there, but at least it doesn't lack toes.

I think your Baps Lock key is stuck

Do you reckon he thinks the lad at the front there is Eddie Howe?

Still, if anyone should appreciate a good dribbler...

Oops