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Keep going...

And, of course, LITTLE JEFF.

Decent club nights and a frozen chicken burger and chips from the hatch in the wall at midnight, what more could you want from a venue.

Stowed away in your wheel wells?

The path to "most unexpected turnaround in poster belovedness since CT" is a rocky one, but it might yet happen

I saw her for a coffee recently (checks notes - nearly three months ago apparently, the passing of time can do one ) and while I wouldn't wish to speak for her, she's doing all right Congratulations on the new kitten, but you're going to have to train it not to sit on your keyboard.

I don't see why it wouldn't be true tbh. They're still selling pieces of it on the Berlin tourist trap trail now, and while they might be fake too, there was nearly 100 miles of it so it's probably legit - it just might be from a boring suburb rather than one of the exciting Checkpoint Charlie bits

We sang that "Just One Person" at middle school. Knowingly getting a bunch of already embarrassed tweenagers to sing about believing "hard enough and long enough" - being a teacher must be a lark sometimes.

There's genuinely only three songs on there I'd skip. Maybe even just two, depending on whether I'm in a Holiday Rap mood.

*Wolfie-Doodle

You'd have to say the terrorists missed a trick by only targeting the WTC, the Pentagon and the White House. If they'd gone for that building on Roker Mackem's university campus too, the world would really have sat up and noticed.

Mind, he'll be furious he's the one on the left.

Journalists in "actually doing their job for a change" shocker

Steady on there, Dan Quayle

If they're old enough to be "mini adults", they're old enough to grow the fuck up and eat what they're served, make their own dinner, or starve. Sorted. I should become a parenting coach really, I'm great at this.

I love the non-specificity of this "£175 item". It's a hi-tech novelty buttplug, isn't it?

They'll have to find time around this hot take:

Soon be James Earl Bones.

The minnows are bringing it this international break. Eventful last minute (plus) in Gibraltar

Well at least Juan person thought it was funny.

I think it's down to a combination of people (right-minded ones anyway) feeling uneasy about the comparison with small boats in the Channel, and, as dark/morbid as it may be to say so, a sense that we've done the "rich people/gruesome death" media thing quite recently with the Titan submersible and this wasn't anywhere near as inherently fascinating by comparison.

Losing to Mel Stride, someone I'm yet to be convinced actually exists, is quite impressive.

Enjoying the new(...ish) Mon Laferte album a lot.