Meenzer

And it all works because of denpressure.

I'm going to completely ignore your genre criteria and just list some of the books I've read this year that I liked, to wit: Gabrielle Zevin - Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, and Tomorrow John Darnielle - Devil House Susanna Clarke - Piranesi Bryan Washington - Memorial

Have Sky show one of those "distance covered" stats late in the second half and find out he's on 12km despite not being subbed on

Howay man

Ah, Keith Gillespie!

Surely you could have come up with a better pseudonym than "Beswick", though.

Strong vibes of

To say the least... https://www.theguardian.com/media/2004/jan/09/pressandpublishing.dailyexpress

Ffzzzz, I already need a new keeper

The brilliant thing about An Impossible Job is almost everyone involved in the England setup at the time comes across as a complete buffoon and yet you're still inclined to side with them over the journalists every time.

With the added bonus that it keeps essembee away from here (well, that and him possibly being dead, but you know)

Pub verdict: Friendly bunch, but the landlord is a loudmouth Liverpool fan so that will not do. Match verdict: Tonali is class. Fuck off Villa. 👍

Whereas it'll be my first matchday venture to one of Peterborough's local pubs for local people. Pray for Meenzer

I thought the whole thing was bland as fuck and fairly dull. Probably to be expected, though.

FYP

How very dare you? My job is to translate shit that other people have said.

If you've got a camel you can hump, wanking becomes superfluous. I would imagine.

All the notes from A flat to A really flat

victory💤

I'm in, with the usual arbitrary restriction after all. Every available player whose name begins with a Z, and the rest of the squad members all have a Z in their name somewhere. Has to be the name as used on the Fantasy League site, too, so no Raúl Jiménez or Darwin Núñez. I expect only victory.

I am irrationally annoyed that that article doesn't use diacritics on any of the people or place names. JUSTICE FOR THE SWEDISH LANGUAGE