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Gyms are dead useful and all, but get Couch to 5k downloaded and find your nearest Parkrun too. Bit of community spirit works wonders for the motivation, they probably won't serve you 12 pints at the café afterwards mind.

Suddenly the Tory plans for protecting the NHS start to make sense.

His mam will gently massage his prostate while he drops off, same as every night.

They probably think there's little men and women walking around inside the tellybox too.

Happy birthday cunterheads!

Let's ask the Lib Dems about how that tends to go. .....damn, can't find any

oh wait

And I thought paying £35 for the UK Eurovision final was bad. (OK, it is quite bad.)

https://medium.com/idea-of-europe/why-michael-gove-is-wrong-on-europe-479b50c5f23b#.99lvp1nrt

Only under-9s, just how you like it.

Hey hey hey, go easy on them! If they've already learned to count to '6 in a row' then they might eventually get to 16 and consider having sex with someone who isn't a child for a change.

Facebook just pushed an advert for this my way. Quality.

The main reason we're leaving London in a couple of years is the knowledge that I need to be "on the ladder" (urgh) by 40, otherwise the system won't work for us at all. I'm grateful to be in a position where a two-salary household means we can actually afford to own somewhere sensible (that isn't in the south), but in the wider sense it's hugely depressing that I even need to feel like that's some kind of victory.

http://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/feb/13/under-35s-in-the-uk-face-becoming-permanent-renters-warns-thinktank

http://metro.co.uk/2016/02/17/newcastle-united-offered-shock-ronaldinho-transfer-deal-5697056/

All the single lads fans All the single lads fans All the single lads fans All the single lads fans

Classy board

Georgia are sending this to Eurovision. Not sure they got the memo.

If you had their history of being marched into places, you'd want to march as slowly as possible.

Hoyed this together today. Lush. #WomansHour http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/womanshour/01/2008_28_fri.shtml

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/494143/Paul-Merson-predict-Aston-Villa-beat-Liverpool-Sunday