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Blyth Not-So-Smart-'Uns

I'm halfway through Hugo and so far I'm wondering why Scorsese didn't just call it "Gosh, Asa Butterfield Has Really Blue Eyes". Does it get better?

Yes, let's draw Gosforth against Seaton Sluice in the third round of the Poshness Cup and see how that one plays out.

At the risk of sounding like I'm quoting from my Grindr preferences, it was "Swallows and Amazons", too.

"People being directed to things that offend them" is pretty much the internet

Harry Kane, Harry Kane, Harry Kane, betterer than Shearer

French airport security calls that an Alain Prost, or so Chez tells me.

Your next post will be your 30,000th. Make it a good one!

Fickle Geordies.

As long as enough people believe each new rumour for me to turn a small profit on Betfair, I'm happy.

Didn't Salako mouth off about not wanting to move so far north? Although lord knows the Chronicle has always loved reporting non-stories like that to the Geordie nation.

Biohazard suits.

I've done two Parkruns and a 10k plod around the mean streets of Gosforth already this year and I've still put on about 2 kilos. Damn you, sugary drink-heavy nights out and well-stocked parental fridges. *shakes fist*

Smashing country/Americana album from a couple of years back, currently free on Noisetrade so you really ought to: http://noisetrade.com/gretchenpeters/hello-cruel-world

I mainly seem to use it as an e-mail substitute nowadays. The actual public side of things, occasional holiday photos and silly YouTube shares aside, not so much.

Listen to your gut, unless you're Chez.

Go to the vet and demand your balls back.

Ain't Goin' Down ('Til Gouffran Tracks Back)

As does the black sausage-muncher.