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I don't mind the Small Foods On Big Plates approach if the small food is actually good. It wasn't.

"Bring him... hooooooooooooooome"

Very nearly got a kebab on the way back from ours. Mainly because the courses were things like this:

Excellent work all round if so.

There's your mistake right there

Oops. Belatedly fixed!

http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/cheesy-sprout-fondue Anyone tempted?

I'd happily work Christmas Day if it meant escaping the mother-in-law's cooking.

Careful now.

I'm back at work tomorrow morning after a week off, don't make me come back on duty early man. Raumdeuter is literally an "interpreter of space" which apparently you can get away with describing yourself as if you're German. Imagine if an Arsenal player tried it.

Why don't you ask him on Twitter?

Why not ask him on Twitter? I understand they have a reply function nowadays.

(False) nein.

A Raumdeuter is a Bockwurst inserted in the wrong end.

Nothing. We preserve our energies for buying terrible presents for the in-laws.

"Très bon joueur"

Assumed this was going to be an essembee thread from the title.

Not great, but they might have bigger things to worry about

Did you cross the picket line today too?

This is the right time of year for it, when it's proper grim out there.

Canny about Peru, even cannier about Hannover actually not being a dump. I might check it out properly some time. Off to Gran Canaria early morning. Haven't started packing yet. #hardcore