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Then we end up with people called things like Kevin-Prince Vennegoor of Hesselink-Bart-Williams AND THEN WHERE WILL WE BE?????

I was thinking that

And now there's not a crumb in the Lada and they laugh at you wherever Yugo?

Audi ya do it?

See, the grammar police weren't screwing with you, you were just plumb wrong.

What a spanner.

Where's the On button Jill? How do I scroll down Jill?

I didn't.....

The same guys are also responsible for this, which should be comprehensible even through the language barrier.

Nah, all goes in one of these:

We don't even have a cutlery drawer. Anarchy!

:lol:

Judging someone on their signings who insisted they be judged on their signings? That crazy talk.

A bit of both. They're musical comedy performers who do TV and stage stuff, so basically it's meant to be a daft skit for their new series but also a good enough underlying song to potentially go viral. Which it seems to be doing.

The best thing to come out of Norway since Aeris LBT Breivik gjetost.

2. Microwave Chicken and Mushroom Risotto "à l'orientale" (garnished with Chilli Flakes), served on a bed of Cow & Gate Pea Porridge - £2.80/100g [measured by weight]

Maybe he's going to bet on it.

One plastered his shed in bacon, the oth...... ...... Oh.

Hang on, what were you stir-frying in before? Or was it you who didn't like stir-fries and similar? It so confusing.

There in they're too.

Wey I was to the Sunday Sun in the 90s, so I don't see why my nerdy predecessors should have been any different.

Hang on, how did I miss this? Top wumming.

Dipping my toes into the new Nine Inch Nails to see if Reznor's moved on at all since the late 90s. So far, so not.