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One for Parky among others... http://www.thegermanquiz.com/

Looks like the ideal spot for a campsite!

Or just right there in the middle of your site, in front of the family. It's not as if there'll be any major difference in the respect they have for you vs. actually buying and using a toilet bucket and tent.

That's about the one thing you haven't shown us yet.

#GayForDanGosling

Given your stomach problems, I'd suggest you tie the former to your arse and waddle round with it all day, just in case.

Beef in baked bean sauce

Gastric frustration and flatulation When egg fried rice is used as heartburn remedy Recommendation: recuperation? Not when his dinner's a set meal for 23

Tomorrow afternoon: "Any remedies for an upset stomach?"

£2.5m plus Gosling.

Cornish or Cheese & Onion?

I like them both in different ways. Berlin has more diversity and interesting stuff, but it's far more spread-out. Hamburg has pockets of concentrated evil.

Survived my date with Hamburg stag-do destiny relatively unscathed. Discovered a few highly recommendable places for food and drink along the way, in case anyone comes back to this thread for tips in the future. Was a good laugh, anyway, but I can see how Gloomy's mate got throughly knacked by the place, the carnage on the Reeperbahn at 5am makes the Bigg Market look like a gathering of erudite Open University lecturers.

Just keep saying "not yet petal, maybe soon" for the next decade and a half and hope he never asks for more details.

Well done, now you can fuck off again.

I wouldn't worry, I'm an inverted inverted snob because I am painfully middle-class yet I curse the Proms for displacing Top Of The Pops 1978 from the telly schedule.

Are the non-Last Night nights particularly patriotic? Genuine question - I thought it was mostly just repertoire and modern classical music at the Royal Albert Hall and that. That's what seems to clog up the schedules on BBC FOUR at this time of year, anyway.

You ain't never eaten a râble de lapin moelleux farci and you ain't no friend of mine

I'd be delighted.

"hurt"

Apprehensive. Just boarded the plane to Hamburg for imminent stag weekend mayhem. Kind of forgot to eat yet today (unless a Staropramen and two Rennies at the airport count), so things are already starting less than optimally.