Meenzer

http://www.channel4.com/news/ukips-godfrey-bloom-biffs-michael-crick The state of this country man.

:lol:

Uh-oh - I've got the espresso part of my hefty old Krups coffee machine working again. This will totally turn me into the kind of person who grinds his own coffee beans*. *not a euphemism, though I also masturbate

Awesome, eh.

...have you opened up a café?

I refuse to tolerate this hypocrisy. And I'm not even over 35.

I'm more of an AFC Twinkledon man, as Leazes will tell show you.

Well-formed bread products.

Brighton & Hove Albion

Read the Garrincha one and Pyramid too. I'll add these to the mix:

We really need a bot that automatically posts http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bc/Vomit_on_plate.jpg every two pages or so. It'll save CT the bother.

1. FSV Mince 05

Borussia Munchinladssacs

Bizarre love triangle with Matt Taylor of Portsmouth, if you believed the rumours at the time.

That's gotta hurt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nKdH3swFZU

The term "backhanded compliment" has just been comprehensively redefined.

In case CT breaks in. It's like leaving cookies and milk out for Santa.

Ronaldo is a cock, obviously, but flawed people are the interesting ones.

:panic:

You massive fanny.

Besides, if we had good luck on occasion then we also had games like Wigan away.

Good call, I've only just signed up to Instagram so still sussing out who to follow. I think the only other football-related person I have so far is Sammy Ameobi.