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Aye... possibly

Good point. Same applies to kids too, I imagine.

We're thinking about getting a cat but it's a bit like having kids, you can never be sure you're not going to get a boring/thick one.

Previous post, dickwad

That said, not a shocking change.

Poor old Michael Finnegan, begin again.

Meanwhile, this is the best line-by-line deconstruction of a piece of writing since that blog post about Avril Lavigne's "Sk8er Boi": http://33revolutionsperminute.wordpress.com/2013/10/01/the-daily-mails-ralph-miliband-editorial-annotated-version/

Mortgages? Luxury! (etc.)

More half-baked than twice-baked.

http://adragonsbestfriend.wordpress.com/2013/09/30/the-poisonous-politics-of-reducing-unemployment/ Some interesting stuff in there.

Hard to disagree really.

Inconceivable! True faggots would love the physical contact. Modern footballers are clearly hetero as fuck.

At least they're consistent.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/sep/30/gary-lineker-defies-match-of-the-day-critics?CMP=twt_gu Gary Lineker thinks fan criticism of Match Of The Day is driven solely by the Daily Mail.

A submission for this year's Swiss Eurovision final. I think you'll all appreciate its heartfelt sentiment and skilled musicianship. http://www.eurovisionplattform.sf.tv/videos/god_has_my_heart

Gideon Osborne, inheritor of his family's fortune, telling people they can't expect something for nothing. Terrific.

The forfeit is supposed to penalise you, not us

We're even being out-HOOFed. Enough said.

Cheeky 10-egg frittata for half-time. As you do.