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My first thought too. Actually, no, my second thought after "that's not how you pronounce it!". I may need a life.

Could well be. He was the only thing worth remembering about the experience (well, that and the dashing company, obviously).

Born in February 1997. Fuck's sake, life.

Very good. My favourite might be this:

Fragment (consider revising).

Led Leppelin, Estonia's finest Led Zep tribute band.

Scored for Swindon tonight to help put QPR out of the League Cup. Loftus Road is where I first saw him, in a reserve match the best part of five years ago. Thought he had massive potential, which is why I'm a translator and not a football scout. I swear though, if Nile Ranger gets further in this competition than we do...

As if it didn't already etc.

I've literally just bought my first phone that doesn't have clicky buttons. It is not of a brand mentioned in this thread.

he used your mum

Come tomorrow lunchtime...

I hope you had sufficient rations of mead to go round.

I get what you mean actually, long weekends are one of those times when I do regret not having a particularly big family (full stop, I mean, not a family of my own - I think the fella would protest ), and those few of us there are are spread across various areas/countries. Not that us boring adults can't go to the beach too, but having nippers around is better because it lets you show them all the things you used to do (and regress a bit and act like a kid again yourself ).

The final touches being added to the structure of the new World Trade Centre. Mildly vertigo-inducing.

You've got no business saying anything about real supporters tbh.

This'll be up there for me at year-end:

Well done cricket.

Happy birthday fella.

We even had one in Gosforth </alanrobson>