Meenzer

Fewer long balls. (I couldn't either. )

"I've got a feeling that cultural historians will come back to look at comments like this in the same way that military historians look at testimonies from Stalingrad." Preposterous, yet kind of brilliant too. http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/rave-video-comments-will-restore-your-faith-in-humanity

I suppose it's marginally preferable to this:

Me three!

Aye, that's what Neville Chamberlain thought too

This is probably NSFW (even if it probably shouldn't be), but either way it's awesome. http://blog.eat24hours.com/how-to-advertise-on-a-porn-website/

That was taken about six weeks ago. If she's been on the Aldi pork pies ever since then that's something I'd like to see, if only as reverse inspiration for the rest of us.

My camera, seven pies

"in" = "in the form of"

Soon you will find that their comes a time For making you're mind up :boogie:

That will be taken as the greatest of compliments.

Convenient for Notre-Damn, the Cunt Neuf and the Pumpypoo Centre.

Checkout girl at Sainsburys today asked me how to use dishwasher salt.

Billy Ray Cyrus - Achy breaky hard.

Congrats!

Whereas I dug out a near-forgotten tub of lentil and spinach curry from the freezer and wrapped it up in parottas. Tons of coriander, gorgeous earthy flavours but it looks like diarrhoea so I won't be providing photos either.

http://terriblerealestateagentphotos.tumblr.com/

Gullit's just walked on the pitch with a "LEE 7" shirt?

To be honest, it's mainly because my fella really doesn't like kids. But aye, the practicalities would be an issue too (with either route!) and then there's the question of whether it's fair to bring up a kid in that environment in the first place, and so on. Anyway, for now I'm happy enough borrowing other peoples' and returning them again afterwards. Wait, that sounds bad...

Lynsey de Paul and Mike Moran

It's only just begun.