Meenzer

Just as bear grylis would do.

Unfortunately he wants to play through the middle.

Getting felt.

"Wonga and Newcastle United have today agreed to amicably terminate their sponsorship agreement in the interests of the squad members with Muslim beliefs. The club is delighted to announce its new shirt sponsor for the 2013/14 season: Mr. Porky's Pork Scratchings"

He's Irish man. Whisky -> whiskey, trophy -> trophey.

You appear to be talking about Watching Other Football. There be monsters.

So what you're saying is "I Owe You Nothing" was the overriding theme of the trip.

Porker.

Why settle for gambling chips when you can get them with curry sauce on?

I'll probably duck out of the strip club part of the stag weekend I'm going on next month, but that has more obvious reasons. Maybe there'll be a nice casino next-door where I can kill some time.

Oh that's what it was

Lucky I popped into the casino for that pint once, then. Hurrah for alcohol!

I've been once because we wanted another pint somewhere and it seemed to make sense at the time. Otherwise, no - never really had an interest in the forms of gambling involved. Give me a wildly underinformed bet on an Icelandic under-21 match that I can place from the comfort of my home any day.

Make sure you're looking on Sundays btw, that seems to be the only day the charters fly to the place.

Look for Preveza (PVK) - Thomsonfly and Thomas Cook (and Monarch?) should do it from Gatwick. (love, Big Meenz)

There's a "YOHAN CABAYE - DONNEZ-MOI VOTRE CHEMISE" sign in the crowd. (And I swear I'm posting this from a British IP address.)

Meanwhile: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/married-preacher-who-banned-gay-2071283 You'd never have thought it, would you?

Practice makes perfect!

Peace, love and grey kittycats, everybody.

£700 to £200... that's quite a range

Just booked flights for Gran Canaria, the week before Christmas - cheap and cheerful bit of winter warmth (not even that bothered about the sun part of it really). Resort/accommodation recommendations always welcome!