Meenzer

Couscous with veggies, pesto and balsamic. Although I might just have some Potato Waffles instead.

Finchley Central

FYP

Well this has started adequately.

Canadian Mohammed. :)

No matter how big the universe, Rob will still know best. Cracking link, that.

Qatar spokesman is a hottie. Small mercies etc.

South Africa, Brazil, Russia, Qatar. It's all about the tourism hotspots!

Still hoping for the USA. World Cup in Nashville, y'all. Can't imagine the bar scene in Qatar being quite as vibrant. Blatter is a vanker.

Le pompt du pompt du pompt du pompt

Guardian saying we've gone out in the first round. Bunch of do-gooders.

If Qatar really has got 2022, I'd expect Spain/Portugal to get 2018, voting bloc-wise...

Higher state of cuntishness?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/2010/nov...-alan-partridge

Messi in Milton Keynes.

Fucking hell.

Fucking hell man, Yuran. Now that is a good call. Ended up being a fat bastard Brolin-style, if I remember rightly?

John Salako. "Too faw nawf" apparently. I'm sure he enjoyed the bright lights of Coventry.

If that was true I wouldn't have moved away, sweetcheeks.

Advent candelabra just went up. Looks bloody gorgeous with all the snow outside. Actual Christmas decorations and mini-tree can wait till the 12th or so, I reckon.

Fish and I have spent the evening toasting your good health. Turkish delight-flavoured vodka ftw.

Has he sacked anyone for wearing a poppy though? Or worse still was he caught reading a book? A book he was given by his geography teacher?

Just watched this. Laughed once (George Michael's Highway Code - "...wank."), the rest was like a bad Frankie Boyle tribute act with extra swearing.

I'm just being a twat man Stevie. That pic's really nowt to get wound up about though.

I'm not homophobic, but this picture well, well I know what I want to say, but I won't. It's just well it's not right on a family message board.