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Nobody has mentioned the 'Hat Rule' yet. The next time you see someone driving a car with a hat on, watch out. They will fall into three categories: 1) Boy racer with a baseball cap. 2 ) Geriatric fart with a checked cap on. 3 ) Slightly insane woman with a bonnet on. In all these cases use extreme caution as their driving is highly likely to be disastrous. Who in their right mind would get into a car with headwear of any sort on anyway? Exactly - a knobber. In case you don't believe me or think this is a wind up, remember the next time you see a driver wearing a hat of some description - you'll see.

I have the club crest on my upper arm, because i'm scum tbh.

I have a tip for a horse tomorrow I am going to Greenock on Saturday on a bus, despite thinking we weren't running one. I am reading a brilliant book the wife got me for Valentines I am getting interviewed by a journalist about supporting AUFC on Saturday. I am supping a chilled can of Coke Zero.

Oasis - Lyla

Mine is not letting me sign in. Grrrr.

Welcome fellow Scotsman. A pox on your filthy team and its tramp fans though. No offence.

C'Mon the Hibees.

The bit in bold annoyed me. Then the bit in Italics explained it. Man with 2 cats = poof tbh.

The Arctic Monkeys - Fake Tales of San Francisco

Check this baby!

Girls eh?

I sleep on my side, so that i can be well positioned and ready for the duvet wrestling competition with the wife every night. Why do women need the whole duvet?

Lies. Girls can't play pool. now thats a challenge and I like those !!!!! I grannied the Captain and best player on our pool team on Thursday. I'm playing brilliantly at the moment, therefore i'm feeling in a generous mood, so i'll help you with some tips: See the big stick? Use the smaller end of it to hit the white ball towards the other balls and try not to rip the table or break a heel or a nail.

Lies. Girls can't play pool.

I just assumed it would be for surgery. It never occurred to me anyone would do that for fun. Why?

Enjoy!

At least i'm sticking to the topic... Oasis - The Masterplan.

16 years ago when i passed my test, i wanted to get one. My mum and dad laughed themselves silly and told me to get a grip. So i wised up. Now i'd never have one. Now, my father is re-married and bought himself a jaguar. His new wife bought him a private plate for Christmas. 'Nuff said.

The Libertines - Can't stand me now. I'm old, but i'm kewl....

Just showing an appreciation for the work of Theophile Steinlin Le Chat Noir was a Paris cabaret club. Not as cool as El Quatre Gats The wife and i ate there when we went to Barcelona. It was quite magnificent. That looks very cool indeed. Must drop in next time I'm in Barca We had two courses each and a bottle of wine from the a la carte menu and it was only 70 euros. We'll be going back when we return to that wonderful city.

Just showing an appreciation for the work of Theophile Steinlin Le Chat Noir was a Paris cabaret club. Not as cool as El Quatre Gats The wife and i ate there when we went to Barcelona. It was quite magnificent.

Ayr 0 Peterhead 0 Attendance: 953 The owners ALLEGED plans to run the club into the ground and sell it for millions is well on course...

So you think that all your council tax pays for is a streetlight? Do you have a car? Who provides the car parks? Does your/did your grandparents live in a council house? Many do, and would be poverty stricken without it. Is your street covered in litter and rubbish? Unlikely, because the council provide bins and collect refuse. Could go on all day. Jesus weptathon. yes yes, never use them. overpriced shite. unless you are disabled of course (here, take 30% of all the space in our car parks, even though you never use them because you can already park on the fucking high street you spacka twat). no. could give a fuck. Like I'm ever going to get an old age pension for my taxes. Die already you sponging cunts yes, because my street was unadopted, i.e. some fucking how the council get away with not doing anything to it, but still get to charge for the privelage. Funnily enough they didn't even give all of us wheelie bines, 1 per 2 flats! cheap cunts! any more smart ass questions? Council tax is bollocks, the money should come from central Govt. But that would take away the ability of central government to blame the councils for overspending and the councils ability to blame the government for underfunding.

The Fratellis - Everyone knows you cried

That's me home. Can't have a 1664 until i've picked the wean up from school. Classy ain't i?