Monster

She's a cracker. I've just pulled the end off it over her as the wife's just gone to work!

The Jam - Disguises. I think this band could do quite well actually, although i've never heard of them before.

How would it be more easily attacked then? A 'fat tax' would be an absolute nightmare and totally impractical to administer. like I said in my post, it's less socially acceptable fat. Hence "attack"ing it, as in getting support against fat people is easier than gaining public support against alcohol. the critic guy, whose name escapes me, offered a couple of suggestions; something about hiking the price on traditionally fatty foods like crisps, butter, cakes etc. Personally I'd go so far as to make a quarterly Dr's appointment a legal requirement, if you're over weight to the degree that it is dangerous to your health, then you should be punished for your gluttony. I fully accept (and expect) a lot of people wil retort that they are happy with their size and why should they have to conform to modern societies current take on what is normal etc. etc. but this is not a simply aesthetic thing for me, overweight people cost this country far more those who are under or "normal" weight. Overweight people have a stigma attached to them, lazy, smelly, etc. and I know a lot of this is bullshit, but facts is facts, if you're overweight you're far more likely to smell than others because you will sweat more, you're more likely to take the escalators than the stairs because a) it's uncomfortable 2) it's embarrassing and iii) it's a genuine effort. I'm not saying "Fuck the Fatties" just, (I know this sounds patronising) help them. I'm just wondering, since my and many other have a metabolism that doesn't work too well, whats your take on 'punishing' those with other medical conditions would be? For example, what would you like to do to those with impaired mental facility? Possibly imprison them in asylums? 'For their own good', like.....

Normal Treets were better Only if you had bad teeth and were from the poor school where they all had nits. How very dare you! Just because a woman has bad taste in confectionery and knows all the lyrics to Judy Garlands songs doesn't mean she attended a school for chip butty folk and got called 'Nitty Nora' while she was there!

Normal Treets were better Only if you had bad teeth and were from the poor school where they all had nits.

I preferred Peanut Treets. Of course in my day, this was all fields......

'Donnie Brasco' by Joseph D. Pistone About his six years infiltrating the mafia, which inspired the film. Great stuff! Next up is: 'All fun and games until someone loses an eye' by Chris Brookmyre.

5 league defeats on the bounce. 5 points from relegation. Manager blamed the weather, then the pitch, then said:"If you take the goals out of the game, we were the better team" (We lost 4-2). What a fanny!

I'm off until January 8th. I'm going to the office this afternoon to pick up me wages AND Christmas bonus. I have a case and a half of Stella left after Christmas. I've been invited to a very exclusive private function at New Year, with the possibility of nudey girlies. The darts.

I got a mug with 'You can take the boy out of Scotland, but you'll never take Scotland out of the boy!' gleefully emblazoned on it. I live in Ayrshire, in Scotland. Have done for the last 5 years. So, whats the 'taking out' part all about?

I'd imagine Bono donates quite a bit of his personal fortune tbh. No doubt you are correct - that would be imaginary.

Rape. Pillage. Bit of ransacking mibbe?

I see from his press release he's going to continue to whine on about Africa and nag us to give them money from one of his many mansions or private jets. Maybe her maj thought 'If he gets his knighthood surely he'll shut the fuck up!' Nae luck Liz.

Merry Christmas Toontesticklers! Don't have too much eggnog and rum ba-ba.

BEEF AND THE BEAR - Death to you, Jacob Straw

Playing Fly Or Die. Losing.

This is so annoying! You look at the pics and think 'Oh, i recognise that!' but you can't remember what it is!

Give us a clue? I recognise the one with the cow. Is that Blur?

I have 2 so far I take it from my dismal failure it must be recent albums and therefore old farts have no chance?

Finding out the wife didn't have breast cancer was the greatest moment for me this year. Getting a tattoo was great as well.

This has probably been mentioned, but that one for the unsecured loan company where the guy is sitting with the fitba' on his knee? "How much do we want to borrow? £25 grand? Aye, nae bother. Make it 30 and take both our kids aff us." Then at the end comes the romantic bit when he says to his bint: "You can really have an adult converation with those people!" And she glibly replies: "Yeah.....about football!" ....and they both fall about laughing. If you're the kind of person that falls about laughing after having just borrowed yourself the amount of money it will take your grandchildren half their fucking life to repay, you should be allowed credit at all. Or the vote. Fuckers.

Big Country - The Seer

My opinion, for what it's worth, is that once a woman knows you really like her, you're in for it. She knows you're keen and it's feeding her ego having you dangling on a thread. Sorry about that.

133. But as a consolation i do have a massive cock.

i thought you were a midwife like.