Monster

Given that much of this thread focuses on self-sodomy with a bannister adornment, I'm surprised you're so eager to take credit. What can i say? I like to experiment. Think the hamster might have been a mistake though.......

You'll never get this one.....

L.A. Woman is a great album. Favourite lyric: "Woke up this morning and i got myself a beer...."

Tell you what, i'm fuckn ragin' here! Me and the wife took those for our own amusement and entertainment. I never thought registering for this site would mean my pictures got plundered and posted for all to see......shocking abuse of trust there.

Ayr United 5 (five) Forfar Athletic 0 Today, third place in the second division, tomorrow.....the Champions League.

That's it, i'm going medieval on yo' asses to get my title back. Lend me a groat for mead would youse? Ta.

I have no idea what any of this is whatsoever, therefore i conclude you are a genius.

Venom - Countess Bathory. HAIL SATAN!* *Not really, i was being madcap

Everlast(featuring Carlos Santana) - Babylon feeling

You're just miffed 'cause you weren't offered them... I wouldn't get them over one leg mate! Don't know why you call yourself fat boy really - i make you look like Kate Moss....

He's only wandering around in piss stained trackie bottoms because he had too much pride to accept the donation of FatBoy's old jeans......

He should own up to it. He would be a cert for a huge grant from some stupid council who think this sort of thing is art Mibbe it's rat boys natural career progression?

I'm glad you asked. I'll get right onto it. Don't bother. And while you're at it take the guitar avatar off as you don't seem to realise what one of them is actually for. Just put on another Travis album and smile smugly at how clever you've been. ROFLCAKES. I had no idea that the only genre allowed to use guitars was METAL. I had no idea I listened to Travis. I had no idea you were such a tool. You expressed your toolage initially. I was just joining in.

I'd be surprised if some stranger tried giving me a hard-on too. I've been sussed tbh

I got barred from Burger King in East Kilbride after assaulting a clown on a Sunday lunchtime. I was just trying to alleviate my hangover with a bit of dead cow and the fucker just wouldn't give me peace. I told him if he asked me if i wanted a balloon once more i would fucking stiffen him. He did, so i did. Strangely,he seemed surprised....

I'm glad you asked. I'll get right onto it. Don't bother. And while you're at it take the guitar avatar off as you don't seem to realise what one of them is actually for. Just put on another Travis album and smile smugly at how clever you've been.

I have albums by most of those bands and i don't think you have a clue what you're talking about at all. Anthrax are one of the best metal bands ever, with thought provoking ltrics and excellent melody. To call them 'thrash' is simplistic and frankly just wrong. BTW, the wife typed this for me after my labotomy

All the poll choices are pants and lack imagination. I would rather be a Shamen with my own tribe in the rain forest. Surely all that rave music would get on your nerves after a while?

Yeah, well you're a buftie! FACT! What about Load/Reload though? Dodgy stuff.....

St. Anger is a brilliant album. Trivium just don't come close IMO. \m/ \m/ What album were you listening to? Where do you think i got my username from? Awesome album.

Slayer - Born of fire \m/ \m/ You metal hating freaks!

It's not so much that I think it's all thrash metal or cock rock, just that it's all noisy shit. I hate the fact it is so hackneyed and cliched. The guitars are used to ridiculous excess, killing the melody in the process, and the lyrics are banal and almost always stereotyped (can't think of a single good lyrical song). Then there's the utterly ridiculous 'look' that accompanies it. Ironically, metal fans also tend to be hugely arrogant about the value their music has, which is close to zero for most people. And before anyone starts, I do not rate goth stuff now either, it's equally bollocks! That is ridiculous. A truly uninformed comment. There are a lot of shit metal bands that do things badly, but thats the same for any genre of music. When metal is done well not only is it melodic, but some of the most amazingly technical music you'll get. Dismissing metal as having 'zero value' and 'stereotyped' is poor IMO.

It wasn't the drumming it was the production. The man is a legend. An uptight, humourless asshole, but a ledge.

I would imagine that wearing the no. 9 and scoring for Ayr United would be the greatest thrill i would ever experience. Better than sex, drugs, winning the lottery, anything. Scoring for the club you have supporter all your life beats all.

St. Anger is a brilliant album. Trivium just don't come close IMO. \m/ \m/