Steve

I lived in Harrow for 16 months having moved down to Pompey in July and I miss it so much. True I wasn't in central London, but it was only half an hour away as I had to take either the Bakerloo or Metropolitan line to work each day seeing as I worked in Paddington. I want to go back to London so badly. I loved it, and as soon as a locum position that I want becomes available up there I'm taking it, as this time I'm going to live more central. London is awesome.

The sexual tension between Wacky and Mr Operator only seems to have increased since I was last on.

I came in my pants when I first saw that trailer. I'm excited to see a Tony Stark that I don't want to punch in the face. His characterisation lately has been so inconsistent that it's been hard to like him. But I guess maybe that's the point?

Working for a foundation trust, how posh are you?

It's an early kick-off but is anyone else in? If you're not you don't get to see my handsome, smiling face.

I really like this idea, then again I know where you took the idea from and I think it works really well. Even though Hawthorn are shite.

I live in Portsmouth you stupid bastard.

This little guy sure is full of piss and vinegar this morning. He wants to shoot everyone. My guess is he's a closest gay and all he wants to do is shoot his load all over some guys. Sorry little buddy, but look somewhere else. And there's nothing wrong with being gay, embrace it. It's not my cup of tea but I have no problem is that's your lifestyle.

You are either young or poorly educated (I'm going more with the poorly educated guy in his 20s or 30s to be most likely) because you are posting nothing but idiocy. And hey, using your website, look at what I found: Bloody Geordies, ruining the country with their benefits.

No, don't feel sorry for the guy. Right now it is 5pm in Perth in the middle of winter and it is currently 17 degrees. 17 in the middle of winter! The little weather thing I have says it is 14 degrees in Portsmouth, I don't care that it's only early, it's fucking summer! In conclusion, wellsy is softer than I am. FACT!

I'm pretty sure my citizenship could be revoked for what I'm about to post next but I can't help it as it must be said. Shut the fuck up about it being cold. You live in Perth, you don't know what cold really is. I feel so dirty but glad I got that off my chest.

Going to second the 'buy a phone card' thing. There are so many that give you dirt cheap rates to Australia and you can call any time for the same call rates. Obviously I call home a lot and a £20 card will last me two months generally, and I'm a long-winded bastard. There are plenty that only cost you £5 and you'll still get about 200 or more minutes. Oh, and 9pm here is 6am on the east coast of Australia, making 4am on the west coast.

Everything's working well for me with Firefox, but I'm an Aussie so naturally smarter. That's probably what's going on.

They're fucking shite. I saw them at Hyde Park Calling last weekend and they were pretty bad. They have no stage presence, and come across as dull as their music.

I'd like to take the smoking ban one step further and tell the smokers that they go to the bottom of waiting lists for angiography, stress echo, myocardial perfusion scans and bypass surgery until they quit smoking for good. Fuck the smokers.

I have used my flatmates eye makeup removal cotton thingys to wipe my arse on more than one occasion. So soft and gentle.

What I want to post will get me lynched.

Fixed your post Mr Wacky sir. Seriously, post something that isn't a criticism of the stuff being posted already. Go on, I dare you. Seriously, post something that isn't a criticism of the stuff I've posted already. Go on, I dare you.

The last album I bought is the most fantastic album I've heard in a long time. Anonymous by Tomahawk. Mike Patton is so dreamy. Sigh.

Fixed your post Mr Wacky sir.

The cranberry and blackcurrant Ribena is awesome.

Hey fuck you buddy. Actually, that sounds like a good idea. Especially now with your arsehole all broken in and loose because really, sex with virgins is over-rated.

Well Fish I found somewhere to live in Portsmouth over the weekend with two girls, 25 and 27, without any dramas at all. I guess the women just love me more.

The entire cast of Grey's Anatomy dying in a fire on set wouldn't upset me in the slightest.

I thought they spoke English in Cornwall.