Happy Face

I think "We were fucking atrocious, a shambles, embarrassing." covered it. Absolute shit. Souness must be desparate for his multi-million pay-off. "Hey Dean, it looks like Bowyer's trying to create chances here. Drag him off, quick!"

Souness should be given a full season to prove himself! Shouldn't he?

A Spatula A component lead 2 DVDs at once (Zulu and The Ladykillers(original))

11AM every morning I have my daily dump. Uses up 20 minutes where I should be working. I don't mind people making most noises (plops, guffs etc), it's only natural. What really annoys me is heavy breathing. It amazes me that people can need to gasp for air so audibly just because a stool is being produced. They sound like they've done a half marathon. Makes my skin crawl. Edit: Any festival-going requires significant immodium intake though, must bung myself up completely for the duration.

She's repugnant.

My beer remorse is wearing off now. Is it just me gets it?

George?

Bob Dylan - Not Dark Yet Bob Dylan - Wiggle Wiggle Bob Dylan - Lenny Bruce Bob Dylan - Isis Bob Dylan - Meet Me In The Morning

Just acquired a DVD with every UK number in chronological order. Great stuff. I'm up to 1958 - Lord Rockingham's X1 - Hoots Mon.

"Sub-human scum!"

Tony Hawk 4

Lovely girl....but she degrades those poor, lovely cats something rotten.

Edan - Beauty and the Beat

I'll take that as a 'no' then. 13987[/snapback] There's a bush shaped like a boat outside the New Crown. I'll paypal £5 to the first person that posts a photo of their pubes fashioned into a boat.

How old are you? How old was she? I understand Gol's knocking a teenager off and he's 28. He wants to be ashamed. Jealous? Moi? 13966[/snapback] me - 24. her -17. It's a nightmare when your lass has to get up early to watch CDUK

I'd have normally said bare is best until a couple of years back when I was occassionally intimate with a girl who was ridiculously young for me. I felt bad enough going down on someone who was still a teenager, but the fact that she had no pubes (by choice) really made the whole idea of it a lot worse.

Your avatar fascinates me. I find myself wanting to keep looking at it. And I'm not entirely sure it's because I like it....... 4427[/snapback] The Happy Face biscuit, king of all the biscuits that look like pervs, followed closely by the Petit Beurre. 4435[/snapback] I haven't had one for a while but I don't remember them looking like that. 12755[/snapback] You're living in the past man! But just for you....

Cheers. I wonder if he forced them to pull it because it shows him doing charity work for kids. That kind of thing could sriously affect his rep.

Wasn't this meant to be on tonight at 9? Digikal says that Wife Swap's on. Anyone know when it's being shown?

There was a pissed up bloke lying outside the phonebox at the bottom of my street the other week. He just wanted to lie there. The police came and everything but he wouldn't shift. Reminded me of a Radiohead video. Best video ever is "I Want To Break Free" - Roger Taylors legs - phwoarr.

Michael Bay Pot Belly Tabs

Terrence

It's a film directed by Paul Provenza and produced by Penn Jillette (of Penn and Teller), both the South Park and eddie Izzard jokes are in it.... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0436078/ No UK release date set yet, but I'm looking forward to it.

http://www.snopes.com/critters/farce/smuggled.asp 11491[/snapback] Nice one. Cheers. I'll tell him he's talking shite when I see him again.

It's not a joke but a VERY funny story I was told tonight. My mate works in a call centre and one of the women that works there has a son that has downs syndrome. He's 22. The lady in question took said son to Flamingo land for a day out. Being 22 he wanted to investigate on his own, so she sent him on his way and said he should meet her at the entrance in an hours time. When they met at the entrance he was soaked from head to toe. She asked what happened and he said he fell in a puddle. "you never got that wet in a puddle" she said, you're soaked through man. "I did, can we go home" he responded. So she left it and off they went. Half way up the motorway the son starts shivering so she says "take your jacket off". He refuses and says he's fine but after another few miles she thinks he's going to get hypothermia so she pulls on to the hard shoulder and insists he takes his coat off. Under his coat he's got a rucksack. "Why is your rucksack under your coat?" she asks. "It's nothing. I want to go home" he responds. But she's having none of it. She opened his rucksack to find A LIVE PENGUIN. He'd stolen a penguin from Flamingo land. I don't believe this story is true but I pissed myself (I guess I'm the only one) and I thought it was in bad taste. Do Flamingo land have penguins? Apparently she rang them up and had to pay a £270 fine.