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Off to the lakes tomorrow. Absolutely busting for a change of scenery and a relax, can’t wait

Could be as simple as a build up of muck in your shower head/hose tbh or just a knackered washer on the tap like PL said.

What kind of shower is it? Electric or from a mixer tap?

Congratulations mate

Journalism is dying on its arse, the quicker people realise mongs like Edwards are fighting for views/page hits and ignore him the quicker he goes away.

Wanking AT something seems even more aggressive than a normal wank

Great goal that

I’ve told our lass I shan’t be joining the whatsapp group. I need to keep them onside for a bit coz I’m going to knock down their shed for an extension (it’s a weird semi-detached thing, I’m not annexing their garden). Im not making a curry for 8 houses on a camping stove either so the might be hungry when it’s our turn.

It was at the last place thankfully. It might be worse here tbh, fuckers next door bounced round while we were moving in, invited us to the street whatsapp group and told us they do a Friday night curry club where someone on the street cooks a curry for everyone else. Haven't got a kitchen mate, give us a minute.

I’ve had to ring the police for a domestic next door. Fuckers woke me up arguing, she was massive and would have battered her fella too so not sure which one I was helping out.

Would thoroughly enjoy Eddie Howe the smug cunt and “plucky little Bournemouth” (backed by a billionaire) relegated.

On the topic of wanky hipster purchases I’ve bought a fixie bike to bez about on.

Give the crack heads something new to steal and flog if nowt else

Don’t know who is going to build those houses, all the skilled tradesmen have been told to fuck off home

The get up of a man who has never been for a run before

They hired a hotel tbf. Still get them reported for not following the social distancing, get the title stripped.

Not forgot about your joiner btw, just been busy

Moved house. What a fuck on. People have been buying and selling houses for years, how is it still this stressful/difficult. House is nice but needs a square go on the refurb, and we wanna extend it so I know what I’m doing for over the weekend for the next few months. Never thought I would get the tools out again after my last gaff but meet and lass and shit like this just seems to happen

If it’s not pissing down on Saturday, I’m going to try and smoke a massive piece of brisket I got from the butchers. By my maths I need to starting the first fire at about half 7 to be eating it at 3ish so I doubt it will be a regular occurrence.

Ah the famous scouse wit

No I’m not contradicting myself. You said the protests were pointless, I said they weren’t but I disagree with mass gatherings. Calm down you old woman, your daily mail crossword needs doing.

I think it will happen, doesn’t really matter when as long as it’s before next pre-season.

I’ve already said that I don’t agree with large numbers gathering.. Doesn’t stop the protests mattering.

Probably not but the protests still matter

Protests are hardly pointless. Not that I agree with the large groups gathering.