Renton

I've just done one and it has us 6th just a point behind spurs. There's a random element to it so what you really need to do is bootstrap the simulation to get a probability curve. What it does show unfortunately, not surpriingly, is that we are being biased towards NUFC in our predictions.

So you have NUFC on the same points as me (and several others). Did you predict Spurs? I let the algorithm do it which it said was based on best prediction based on past form. The computer knows.

Said this for a while. Best chance of winning a trophy. Realistically, we have no chance in the league or CL, and at the end of the day getting that rophy is the most important thing. Only issue I have is the Thursday kick offs completely fuck up the Saturday league fixtures.

None of them were exactly fit but (at the time I thought) the worst, Sporty Spice, has aged best imo. Ironic that Scary Spice became a victim of domestic abuse too.

Aye, but, one of those events was a truly historic momentous event, a true advancement for human kind. The other was just some blokes landing on a space rock.

Wasn't expecting that and neither was my 10 year old.

Canny. I only predicted us and the 5 teams below us, assuming Spurs upwards were uncatchable. Computer says apparently not.

You're scouse and work for wykiki? This is a turn of events. I'm also applying for a new job but this new edict in the public sector of working in the office 2 days a week might scupper that.

Yeah Dougle, get a fucking move on.

Maybe that's what they're really building in front of the metro station? I all seriousness, just building that stack seems far from trivial to me.

This gets my vote like. It would actually draw the park closer to the town and up and coming areas like the Helix. Any further out than that though, such as Castle Leazes or Hunters moor/town moor, you're not really in the city centre any more, it would massively impact on residents, and there would be major transport issues.

Fucking hate those people.

Leazes park is run down but is one of the only green areas in the city centre. Also not sure what J69 thinks Saltwell Park has to do with it? Really that highlights Newcastle's deficits. Surely though this grading could be overcome if the current footprint of SJP was preserved as a landscaped pocket park, wrapped around to the remaing park and if necessary landscaping Hunter's moor. In fact this would arguably promote Leazes terrace as it could open up onto the park front and back. Things change, but if its undeniably for the better, why not? The main issue with that option, besides cost, would be where to play in the 1 or more likely 2 seasons it would take to develop. Just can't see an answer to that. A mackem gorund share would be the most logical but football rivalry isn't logical.

Sunak doesn't give a shit and has nowt to lose. He'll try to last 2 years for pure vanity reasons rather than what is good for his country or even his party. The May local and mayoral elections could scupper that though if they are abysmal, and I think they will be. Take the Teeside Mayoral election, which Houchen - a firm supporter of Sunak - won with 73% last time. The latest poll has him on 19%. Similar story for Andy Street in Birmingham who has distanced himself as much as he can from Sunak and the parliamentary party, to no avail.

So that's why Rob Lee hated attacking the Leazes? 👍

It's nowt compared with what the Tories do, very mild and underlines a valid point nobody should forget. The grammar police will not be happy however....

Mixed feelings. We woz robbed by the cheating French cunts (no complaints about ze Jorman kuntz), but still quite proud we laced them at SJP and should have won there. Two of Europe's elite teams clearly.

That's going in the Pornhub search bar for curiosity's sake.

I see PSG and Dortmund are level on aggregate. I thought the so called group of death would struggle in the championship?

All I can recall about Metro is Alan Robson's "hot and heavy" as well as countless "specials" about ghosts, Mr Rahman's zips and, well that's it. Thought it finished 2 decades ago tbh.

Tap in after tap in for Labour this like.

Am fucking great at it. Reduced my calorie intake by 500 calories, religiously doing 10,000 steps every day with at least 500 foot ascent, and I've still managed to maintain my bastard heft after 2 weeks.

Ms Squelch tonight after reading that bitchy comment.

Tempted to read the book for the humour factor tbh. She's a real life Partridge..

Think that might be a spoof actually but she's so batshit who can tell any more?