Renton

That's what I don't get. After the Stockport stuff, you'd imagine you'd be hypervigilant of these financial issues. I want her gone for being at best grossly naive, at worst duplicitous combined with incompetence. Anyway, she's found to break code, she's gone. Badenoch just looks increasingly vindictive and pathetic. She's like the school tell tale grass, not a good look.

Butterscotch flavour. When I think back to my childhood, compared with today, it's tantamount to child abuse.

Why can't Starmer do this?

Fuck me that's some paranoia.

Knackered after work, I'm slumped on the sofa watching the BBC news at 6. First 15 minutes all about Rayner ffs.

How much did he cost? £40 million or summat? Lewk Onion is worth at least £1000 million mara, and isn't even good enough for the first team.

Well he us I guess. 36 though, mental.

The stadium expansion is back on. Fucking lunatics.

A democrat hoax ffs. How is he allowed to flip reality like this? How are his supporters so fucking stupid they can't see what he is doing? Sometimes I picture in my mind what it must be like being one of these subnormal IQ MAGA morons. I have just as much success in imaging what it's like to be a dog.

This is weirdly blocked on my basic Netflix subscription. Something to do with the adverts?

He's got a point about the sacrifice of US troops in the Pacific being recognised by China, which they're not doing. But Trump and his chaotic malign foreign policy has bought this triumvirate of despots together, but it's worse than that. Because of his tariffs on India, Modi has also joined this alliance, and every SE Asian nation is looking at the direction towards Xi rather than the west. Trump has destroyed the west. RI think an invasion of Taiwan looks inevitable now. And nobody will stop them.

He's factored that into his hobby.

Frank Spencer for the 2020s.

I'm giving it up this year onwards. Could go abroad for less. If you want to stay here and enjoy coke fuelled orgies, I hear Haggerston castle is the place to be. 👍

Did you teleport across England to the port?

I'll let you know how it compares with the last home Barca game marra.

He's league one standard whatever. Doubt he'll get a game in the PL, the results would be hilarious.

Need to rewrite my macroeconomics text book. Signs of UK economic collapse: Falling GDP Rising unemployment Declining consumer and business confidence High inflation or deflation Stock market crash, alongside a financial crisis or bank failures Mackems sell a player for £100M.

That thread man, back slapping themselves and calling themselves classy because they sold Jobe Bellingham and returned a loaned player on request. Apparently all other clubs and agents love them now because of this. Peak mackem boom this, all the sweeter when the bust happens l, and it always does. Apparently Lewk Onion is worth ONE BILLION pounds.

Btw, on my hols I didn't see any NUFC tops. Did see a few mackem ones, at the pub when we played Liverpool and Leeds. There were far more European tops, but honestly, it's such a weird thing to get obsessed about. Our hotel you could go all inclusive or half board. I'd never do all inclusive personally, as I want to get out the hotel and it just encourages moral hazard on food and drinks. Anyway, the second last night we were there, this absolutely gruesome maxkem couple, probably early 60s (but could be in their 30s considering where they're from). They were fucking smashed. Kept on going to the bar to get more drinks, their table was full of beers, wines, cocktails. And yeah, they were abusive to staff who didn't want to serve them more drinks whilst their table resembled a cocktail cabinet. "Whey've peyd to go all inclursive, wa drinks are free". The woman was absolutely vile, looked like mutha Bacon, talked, rather whined, throughout the entertainment. The mackem grandad kept on getting up to do some weird mackem mating ritual dance. He eventually fell over, knocked the table and drinks flying, much to the disgust if mutha. Then they started fighting. Classy. And unlike the SMB, this story isn't made up.

For those of you who don't want to sully your device by clicking this absolute garbage by "Doberman", a right wing brexiter rangers fan. 254 likes!

I thought "the model" was all about developing young local talent? Yet here we are again, flooding the team with foreign mercs?

Boldon Blood Brothers.

I'd say no but then again, pie and peas!

Finally, someone's discovered what MF's bromine is.