Alex

It boils down to the difference between having class and being pretentious

Been drinking them for years, all the rage in Venezia don't you know? They've stocked in it Sainsbury's for ages now. I also prefer it to Campari in a Negroni (or one of its many variations). Favourite being 1 x measure aged rum, 1x Aperol, 1 x (good quality) red vermouth, 2 dashes orange bitters. Served over ice in a tumbler with twist of orange peel. La-di-fucking-dah.

What a horrible charva cunt

Aperol >>>>> Pimm's

He looks depressed to me. Either that or he's just heard one of your jokes

That's why I picked it, mate. Right up your strasse

That's what I call it too

Krusovice is the nicest Czech pilsner I've tried btw. Last place I found it was Makro though. You can get it online like

I was taking the piss

The MSM

And one for @@ChezGiven

Found an article and the Aldi one is called All 4 One (cause it uses 4 hops).

Aldi do a nice one modelled on US 'craft' beers which is about 4.5%. They also do a IPA, a Chocolate Stout and a Red IPA I think, just to help you find it. It's about £1-£1.25 for a 330ml bottle (sold as singles). They don't seem to sell it online when I just looked so I can't remember the precise name of it

One for @Dr Gloom

That Muslim lad I know

I wonder who the fuck he thinks he's trying to kid

:lol: :lol:

I know a muslim lad who used to drink but doesn't any more but still does coke and smokes weed which is equally bizarre.

Aye, despite it not sounding remotely like how things went down the moron's imagination is so poor he can't even invent any decent comebacks or a version of events where he comes out of it looking good. I can barely fathom how shit his banter is likely to be if he's actually put on the spot.

Caught the end of the utterly dreadful Have I Got News for You? last night. It looks like Jacob Rees-Mogg is going to be the latest horrible Tory cunt who'll be indulged in his soi disant role as everyone's favourite entertaining, upper class eccentric.

Never happened